So Now Google Is Trying To Sell Us Some Gadget That Will Make Us The Number One Blog Gadget in "One Second"

       Tuesday, 15 October, 2013 - ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY - First of all the whole Max Money franchise of blogs, blogposts, daily circulation newspapers, monthly magazines, quarterly journals, annual directories and so on would like to give our annual BIG THANK YOU! to members of the Armed Services have served this country so valiantly and gone to such sacrifices to make ALL OF US go to bed each night so that each of us may feel that much safer and secure in this Great Nation of Ours. Yesterday let it not be forgotten was what once was known as "Armistice Day" come to be called "Veterans' Day" in honor of our Nation's veterans of all wars ready to make the Supreme Sacrifice for this Great Nation.
       Yesterday was not just another holiday it was Veterans' Day and if you could not take a moment of silent gratitude yesterday well maybe you could just do it today then. As my Mom sure knows it's just one more reason to smack me (gently with love) upside the head with one more reminder of what a loser I am. Well at least she says, "We anyhow know you are not one of those cybercriminals living off my Walmart card and my good name, thank Goodness you did not get the brains to even think you could do that. And she is right, man, I would rather spend a little too much time around the house or going out to get one or another computer fixed again, least I know I am not looking at some SERIOUS TIME for doing one of those cybercrimes.
      And the thing is people get so mad you try to take their name or stuff out of their computer they tell their Congressperson "we want some more laws" even if they do not know what they are doing and just plan and talk to each other about it, we do not want to see them out on the streets again for a long time. Speaking of people cyberstealing we all no doubts heard the latest now NSA stealing Google's pictures of our families' private birthday parties right "on the fly out of the  sky". Guess they were to embarrassed to just  ask the CIA to get them for them since CIA owns Google now pretty much anyhow.
     And just as a lesson I have added the kind of latest Google "gadget" you do NOT have to stoop so low to put on your blog like the one of course I just did on this one. The "gadget" catalog says just stick it in your blog "Gadget" space and in ONE SECOND you will have the top=rated blog. Now come on folks you are going to give us a bad name like dentists had when they still worked out of the carnival. Brother!

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So What The Heck Nobody Messes With Max Money Going To Find Those Punks Give Them Some Luxury Bargain

       Tuesday, 15 October, NEWARK - They say a man cannot ever really change from his true character. Well Max Money says he do not even care!  Last time some punk tried to steal my blog you might have heard of it it was called "Things Go Better With Coke" we never even did get a chance to see if they reformed. That was when my uncle was the sheriff up there by the border with New York State, and those boys had to spend a VERY LONG few days in the drunk tank on account a they was driving and as bad luck would have it they got popped right there at the beginning a hunting weekend.
       Yes we sure do like those boys visit us up here from the City in those real nice new suits of therein from them fancy stores where the girls, excuse me, women shop for the makeup down stairs from the young girls made up to look like doctors of makeupcology er something I guess. I sure do like to go down there and get me a real haircut with a  balloon and and a lollipop like it while I watch them bean those really nice ones down in my face all covered with baby powder.
       They sue do smell nice better than a deer been dead in the heat of the trunk a few days and just waiting for someone like a cop to get a whiff a that. Oh yeah so where were we must have been at Maxmoney Luxury Bargain looking to get us some good deals on ponchos.
       Yes it sure can be a real good time going hunting with just you and your best friend going hunting with a couple of city slicker blog name thieves n your drunk, maybe make you want to shoot off a few round into the sign say "Whoa there cowboy, what the hurry" so we pops a couple more deer slug in it and make ourselves a couple more souvenirs and through d couple more six pack a speed sports drink in the back seat because gonna to look around a little.
       Now we going to have a us real long time someone ask me want another cold one well WHY THE HELL? Good. HMM. hmm, food. He here Larry he just try to make me nuts. Whooo eee! Pass that on oerfeh, simple gun.

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Where The Heck Did My Sports Drink Go My Blogs Are Getting So Popular I Think They Stole My Property

       Monday, 14 September 2013, INDIANAPOLIS - See LBs let me show you how it is out there in the real world. Now we all know that I started my Moneymax Luxury Bargain several weeks ago because I thought it up all by myself. That is because I am NO THIEF like some people! I will tell you there is one thing a Money does not like at all, that is a thief.
       Well check this out. I started my Blogger blog using the blogspot domain name we call it. Sure we all know about that. That is what you my students are trying to do as well is think up your ORIGINAL blog names because let us hope you are creative enough that you just do not have to steal things. Well what am I getting at here. I could not hardly believe my eyes a couple weeks back. I was so excited about all the pageviews on my new blog, and hoping the best for all of you my friends out there like you, that I did not even notice what happened. Let this be a lesson so you do not have to be wasting your own time with lowlife scms when you could make much better use of your time than watching your back, if you know what I mean.
       I guess I had been having a bunch of sports drinks celebrating. The next thing I know one of my boys is cleaning his rifle, he says, "Pop Max (on account of what that is they call me) I just put the wrong address in the computer, but do you know what happened?  I see some slimeballs have taken my Luxury Bargain name and put it on their own web site. They are trying to sell it for more than one thousand dollars because they are too stupid to think up their own name and they think that no one will notice that I have already been using it to teach about one thousand people on my own.
       Now I know I have heard my friends say "You dummy that is a good name you should have bought it for a couple bucks from Go-Daddy. And I said "I do not have to because that is my ORIGINAL idea fair and square so when I put it out there everyone could see plain as day I thought of it first. Now that is what we call a copyright. What these greasers they are doing we call that thievin' because obviously they too stupid to think up their own good name. I do not need me any custom domain when I have a copyright because a copyright been around a lot longer with fair notice and in fair active use than some domain name.
       And the really good news is that my intellectual property so obviously was out there first that they are going to get to pay my legal fees. So you want to you please go out there and pay one or two thousand bucks for something that somebody just stole. So now guess what they can even pay for my lawyer, too, because, they had BAD INTENTIONS and they also had  PLENTY OF NOTICE. You cannot steal a copyright, like those people tried to squat on web addresses like Coca-Cola and such at first. Judge told them that was not going to work out so well either. Stealing is stealing.
       Anyway LBs now I thought up a good name it looks like, and I sure had not abandoned it as I was using it to teach my class and all kinds of other things. Now I guess they got to disclose not only they stole that name, they knew that someone that would be me is going to come after their you know whats it looks like so they better DIS-CLOSE that to some sorry fool they planning to rip off and leave with a nice big fat lawsuit.   
      So I want you all to take a lesson from Max here and show us all you can make money from nothing but your brain. Someone do you wrong just wait until the time is right you let them make some good money for their sorry asses so when the time is right you just go on in there and you get that money that is rightfully yours. Now we sure going to have us some fund with this one once the rest of my family gets up and we GET INTO ACTION.
       Until then you just be sure to take the straight and honest road, you will live a long happy life, and you will not spend your years living amongst low-life thieves too stupid to make their own honest living just waiting to sell some stolen property to some folks will not be too happy with them we wager when we find out.

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Tots "Luxury Bargain" Toys Burst In Flames No Warning "Hell On Earth" Screaming Kids Drop From Sky

       Tuesday, 8 October 2013, ELIZABETH, NJ - Just down the road from here they filmed that "fracking fields" movie I still remember called "Go Frack Yourself" that was made sort-of famous here in town when everyone got sick and had to go in the hospital. I remember you could take a drink of the water the people from the State said was safe to drink. If you burped and held up a lighter those flames would shoot out of your mouth like you were a dragon or something.
       It was kind of a sad time on account of a lot of the older folks never came out again at all (on two feet) from the hospital waiting room which is where they were still waiting to get a room when they mostly started dying. But people did not let things get them down because it turned out to be one of those big "double feature" weekends where they also showed a movie that was very uplifting I guess you could say. It was called "In Search of Historic Jesus". I will bet some you you older folks still remember that one.
       It was one of those weekends when every station you turned on the television you would almost certainly see advertisements for both of those movies, it was what they called "Lightening Double Feature" ad weekend people where you would see those advertisements so many times that you could not hardly help yourself but go and see that double feature. That was unless you had too many funerals to go to attend.
       In any case I can still remember that those movies both stunk, people where calling them together "Go Frack Yourself Historic Jesus". By the time people got out of there Friday night they were too tired to tell other people how much they stunk. So I guess they did alright the next night Saturday, too. And then by Sunday they were cleared out and gone.
       In any case folks you can see I have started out a little off course with this blog, but I do have to tell you that in the past week one other blog I have been working, that "Ninth Amendment" at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com broke two records for pageviews in a row, back to back, the second days almost two hundred in the first couple hours. But at the same time something occurred that did not make me Max Money very happy at all. Some knuckleheads are trying to steal the name of this blog you readers are reading now, and they tried to sell it like it was their own.
        Now you blogsters now we still have a lot to learn, but to tell you the truth I did not think that anyone yet would be envious enough of our work to even trouble trying to rip off our site names so there you go as usual what do I know. That means it is time for a little side lesson here. Now just in brief if you have not covered this already anywhere it is important I would please like you to take a few minutes and do a search of "custom" domains. You will find a range of mostly very inexpensive prices so that you own (or license since it is not forever) a name for a website that someone doe not already have tied up. There are about five to ten of these outfits that are the best known, and if you are interested instead of just starting now through Blogger, Yahoo, Wordpress, or one like those that set you up and give you a "piece" of their domain, you can get your own and even have it tied in with a little more work to on of the others.
       Just blogsters please keep in mind that if you do start on something like Blogger which is where I have had blogs for some years now that it is set up very step-by-step for you to start. I do not know if it is true, but Blogger says it has something like over TWO MILLION bloggers now many approved (which is not hard) for Adsense which is their main way of paying out money for ads on your blogs. But there are a lot of choices so I recommend that you take a little time to compare those that are already set up for bloggers just to get going. There are plenty of things to look into as well. For example Google will give California businesses a free website to start, and just do some simple searches I am sure you will find many more along with rankings from other bloggers. Finally should you wish to buy you own site for about a year one of the cheapest and most used of the five or ten I mentioned is called Go-Daddy. As usual no one is giving Max Money anything money or otherwise to say this. Good luck.
       Now back to the story of the thieves who can you believe it have taken the name of this very Blogspot site of mine and called it instead www.luxurybargain.com trying to sell it for $1,000 to $2,000. Now Max Money is no expert about these "custom domains" but I do try to put the word "copyright" with my name and year on all the blog pages and posts I do. It cannot hurt. Because as soon as I have an original idea that belongs to me the moment I put it down, even if I forget to put copyright! 
       Now this blog-name stealing outfit reminds me of a place I knew when I was younger.  This place calls itself Stolen Direct (they were in the "auto restoration" business) stole from me or my family or my friends or my friends of my friends, my Daddy Money used to say "Son, stealing is the surest form of flattery." I used to same to him "Daddy Money you know I love you. Truth is I may know nothing about flattery, but you steal copyrighted material from me that is the surest way you are going to be working for ME NOT YOU. Or you may end up getting compacted in the back of a real large Waste Management garbage truck and laid to rest being eaten alive  by crocodiles in the Everglades. I learned all about that kind of honor amongst businesspeople stuff I know from my real-life business hero Wayne Huizenga."
       Now readers you take a lesson from this place calls itself Stolen Domains up there by Boston. Offices right upstairs from the streets they used to call the "Combat Zone" so when they got tired from a day of stealing good folks copyrighted and domain names (not to mention their whole blogs) and selling stolen property to other good innocent folks for their hard-earned cash these Stolen Domains criminals (in my opinion), they could just stumble downstairs and have five or six drinks with their good "friends" at the bar before their friends went out and mugged some more tourists by Faneuil Hall and they went upstairs and looked for some more blog names to steal because they were too stupid to think them up themselves.
       JOKE! Everbody's got to make them a living even some thieving drunk scum with a brain the size of a gerbil turd. And if you want to set back a moment I got a story to tell you. And you think blogging cannot get exciting well that just is not so. . . .

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Where The Heck Did That Past Week Go? Well I Have One Increased Readership Idea To Share

       Satuday, 7 September 2013, TEANECK, NJ - Do you ever put down one of your favorite blogging pens (or computers) and the next thing you know when you are on your way home from work there are ones that look just like them that are for sale on the ground by the bus terminal at the other side of town (on the other side of the railroad tracks). It always turns out to be some kind of misunderstanding because I kind of am ashamed to say I expect to see my children around when in fact it always actually has been some friends of my children selling things that just look like mine.
       I tell them they should go sell things on the sidewalk on 14th Street in Lower Manhattan or something, I remember coming home from work most every day to my apartment on the lower east side (right near what they called "alphabet city" in those days when things were still kind of quaint) and darned if people had not stolen everything from my apartment and sold it back to me, unless of course it had burned down again first.
       Anyway from what the older Moneys told us that was how it was most places back then before WWII after we had some kind of "Great Depression".  I understand we had some poor relatives who lost all their they ever earned in some kind of bank that was supposed to be so safe it even had bars on the windows to keep them in or you out. The bars made it feel like a pet shop selling animals for people who wanted to start a zoo.
       Well pretty soon Gramps Money said that that was a sure way of telling the Republicans were in power then because they always had these wacko ideas (just like now) for instance President Hoover making the United States into a big bowl of dust to save money on plants and pavement and things.
 It is good to know that that could not happen again because the banks really learned their lesson and they would never try to gamble with people's money again, I hear from people who watch a lot of TV.
       Finally my apologies this has to be a short post because I may be traveling soon and I need to attend to some things. However I have done research for all of us LB's this past week and learned that Facebook is a good way to increase your readership (according to Facebook) because they will give your blog its own page for nothing! Then you can think of all kinds of ways to bother your friends selling them stuff.
       Also I found that we can list ourselves on our own blogs as "editors-in-chief" and that can really impress the ladies, sometimes. Now I have a few who want to "permalink" me with their blogs, and I guess that is like recommending each other and it should not hurt I do not think. Anyway doing this can also make you more "friends" (or anyway people who say they are), so hear goes for my new friend Gillian I would like to recommend her blog, www.justkillmeplease.com. I will need to check that one later and find out where all my gadgets went so I can hang  "list" or a "link list" on one.
       Hey friends really please do not lose hope as yesterday my longest running blog got the most pageviews ever in a day, over 200. And the day before that it even had another record-breaking day first. Pretty cool.  It is still called the Ninth Amendment Log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com, and I am just waiting for that phone call, although I never will forget you. Blog on and remember to find a good bank. The ones that go broke first are the safest, I think is how it works. . . .

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Blog On Luxury Bargainers We Almost Had One Hundred Viewers Yesterday

       Sunday, 22 September 2013, SPARKS, NV - That is right according to the statistics which as promised are posted via gadget down in the bottom right corner of this blog. Everybody is out there looking for luxury bargains so it seems we have found a good niche for advertisers. And it looks as if Consumer Reports would like to give people some advice on its product testing. When I go to its site I find that some of the advice is free while other advice requires me to buy the magazine.
       Or go to the library. Do not forget about the public library as in a lot of places these days they have all kinds of things such as public computers to use (usually pay per page we print), CDs with music, DVDs with movies, and do not forget periodicals such as newspapers and magazines. Also all those other things on the shelves which some of still like to hold which we call books.
       Watch out for those late fines at some libraries such as in San Antonio. You would not believe how high they were after the City Council voted that the City was going to use libraries as "profit centers". They do not know what libraries are about. Sad. When I was there it cost me more to have a movie late at the library than at the video/DVD store, of which there were about zero anyway. I do like those used books too, though. That place Half Price Books as I recall was started by a couple in or around Houston and was the largest used book seller in the country.
       Now remember if you have cranked up your own blog you are free to do as you choose. However Max Money does not take money or any remuneration, not even pesos, for mentioning a place that he thinks is a good value. Nor can I be bribed NOT to write about a business in a post. As in ON THE OTHER HAND Half Price Books gives me about nothing for the books I sell them. If I sell them ten books they give me about ten times nothing. Come on. I might as well just go read books in Barnes & Noble all day. I always try not to spill things on them in the cafe and to wash my hands so someone will buy them.
       Of course I can not speak for my friend Miss Money whom you met in the last post. Has anyone seen her around anyway, I am searching around in all the blogs. But she is a little bit crafty if you did not notice. Sometimes she uses a pseudoname.  (Okay if you are still in school please do not spell it like that -- it is "pseudonym" not "name". Just to trip you up. We Moneys say that there is not point in learning things that are wrong. It is not funny, then you just have to undo it.)
       Anyway sometimes Miss Money will use a name like Barack Obama. HA! HA! Joke, that is a joke. But I do understand that she grew up the child of parents in a traveling carnival. Nothing wrong with that. Just do not offer her a corn dog. Man does that make her mad! Hoping your STATs are good STATs until the next post. And that all your luxuries are bargains!

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Meet Miss Money! Mucho Luxury Bargains Early Weekend Shoppers Or Make Extra Money Off Bill Harassers

       Saturday, 19 September 2013 - Well Luxury Baragainers (LB's) this post patiently had been waiting around all day yesterday to go final because there was a lot more to do than it seemed when Max arose. First those misdialed calls started coming in from the 210 and 713 area codes, the dreaded San Antonio - Houston bill harassment corridor. And we know what that means: AutoMaxMode. All mistakes. Do not pick up. Review www.nolo.com bill collection harassment tips. Read the Fair Credit Reporting Act. Read the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. I read that in a junk e-mail. Only get legal advice from a licensed active professional, which I am not. I am a blogger.
       But we will end that right there. Let us take the rest of today's post and make something positive out of it. Like dinner. Meet the one and the only, TA DA!, Miss Money. Have you ever bought someone's writing out on the street just because you want to support street culture? My friend Miss Money does. She always comes out ahead herself, too. As I believe it says in the Bible -- to paraphrase -- give all you can to others and riches beyond measure shall come to you. Miss Money did not tell me that, someone who came to my door dressed as the meter reader did, even though we no longer have one. We are going meterless.
      Back to Miss Money. Once we went into a restaurant on an expired (1993) 2 for 1 Entertainment Book (trademark) coupon. I did not get paid to write that or anything else by the way by those I mention in a post. Readers might think about that who are starting a blog along with this one. It is about trust. Anyway in my case people try to pay me NOT to recommend things. But I only do if I really and truly notice them and think that they are good things.
       Like the "Simple Savings" card. I told people about that drug discount card I got for free. It sometimes saved me a lot and other people I lent it to in line at the pharmacy, too. It cost me nothing. I decided to mention it in a post when I let an elderly couple that spent $700 A MONTH ON HIS PRESCRIPTIONS! use the card in front of me at that everywhere drugstore we all know that is very "convenient".
      The one that had the so-called "President" Bush's daughter arrested at the Drive-Thru in Florida. Anyway the elderly couple were afraid of me because I guess these days everyone figures someone has got a racket, but she was paying and told him "try it". Of course she was the boss, no offense, just saying, after probably forty years of. . . . Never mind. Anyway he saved $400 right there. She started to cry right in front of me. I felt good. I helped improve their quality of life. I do not know if they still have that card, if it is free, nor anything else about it. But anyway I know for a long time people went to that post to find out about it, and they even put an easy cut-out Google advertisement for it next to the blog. I have never communicated with them in my life.
        Anyway usually I miss everything like that because I am in oblivion Mom would say as in when I got on the plane by accident and went to Europe. But back to dinner this time I caught what Miss Money did. I saw her hand this guy five bucks who I knew because he was a drunk who screamed at me every time I got off the bus from work when I used to be a part of the "rat race" and not an LB'er. I asked her why she did that. Per usual she said "what?"
      "But Miss Money nobody ever takes you for a. . . ."
      "Shut up, Maxwell."
       "My name is Max. Max Money. Maxwell's was the coffee plant reminds me of my Mom. . . ."
       "Shut up, Maxwell. Go in the restaurant right now, or I am not taking you to eat."
       "But that is my coupon. It is the only one left from the 1993 book except the 'Windows On The World' that they will not even let us trade in."
       "Shut up, Maxwell. I do not want to hear about that coupon again. That is in very poor taste. You should know better. Now go in there. You are cramping my style".
       "Hmph."  I might as well me married to her. But I followed orders and went inside because I love Canadian food. Like Mol. . . . I mean my special sports drinks. Sometimes it is so hard to talk to a woman. A minute after I sat down she sat at the booth with her hair all messed up like I guess a pretend street poet. She started doing something on the bench on her side of the booth. I knew what she was doing. She was counting money.
       Miss Money is always counting money. That is what I heard men in Scotland do or used to do before they go to bed. They count all the money in their wallets. I do not know as I have not been there to Scotland on top of England, nor have I gone to bed in the same room with a. . . . .  Oh, never mind.
       I no longer need to do that wallet counting as I used to get nervous if it was not $200 more or less. I guess that was in the old days when we were always worried about a nuclear war with the Soviet Union, and they did not have cash machines so you wanted to be prepared in case an ICBM landed down the street with no warning. Thank goodness that Cold War is over and there is nothing to worry about now. I used to think some people where going to make a whole career out of keeping you worried so you did not notice that everything was no fun anymore.
       Back to my new wallet in the good old days of which I usually also had several in my drawer as everyone gave me them for present because as they used to joke I have no personality.  Anyway now it is $1 more or less in my wallet held together by duct tape. The good kind. Name brand. Hey but do not think we cannot find some real luxury bargains out there to raise back up our standard of living or just make it higher than ever before or whatever. If I were not so busy writing I would probably do a search on something like "Good quality bargains" with the quote marks so it is all searched together. They call that a Boolean search which I sure do not know how I remembered that one. Oh, Miss Money is back.
       "What happened to you?"
       "Nothing, Max, I sold my poem for $10. Now shut up I have to make a phone call." She was calling the police non-emergency number again so I knew she must have gotten a moving violation. "I really would appreciate that as even rushing there my mother died at the hospital a few minutes later. . . . We could really use the money for the medical bills and the service . . . . Oh, if the officer wants to do anything tell him we could not take that, please just tell him to mail in the order form I gave him for the Girl Scout Cookies. They are asking for cash, their bank burned down . . . . Oh, yes please tell him she was in the trunk. I do not have time to explain right now. I will call back." She turned off her phone.
       As I said or should have I hope you get to meet her. I am looking around for her in the blogs. She is a piece of work. She is like a blog "drifter" only you change the "d" to a "g". Anyway I stopped revising the last post here because when I was here the stats said I had almost one hundred views the day before. And my ad was for places that looked like they really sold luxury bargains. Then when I checked after the next day ended the stats said down we were down to three views. So what does that teach us? Remember do as I say not as I always do. We must keep blogging on every day. Got it Max? Because then I stopped right there and posted the last post yesterday which now has thirty views. Everybody confused. Blog on. 
       That is one thing I really like about Miss Money you can catch her red-handed but somehow YOU are the one who always gets in trouble. She is so slick. Alright that is it I am putting up another sticky note, or no I am going to change the one already on my computer screen which reads "Do Not Gamble" to "Do Not Gamble/Ramble, Maxwell". Ugh! that "Maxwell" still makes me flinch. My Mom was very loving and really totally peaceful. Nevertheless she was not afraid to maintain order so she did beat the the you-know-what out of me every time one of my three sisters lied to her and said I had done some horrible thing to them.
       And I never knew it was coming since usually I had not done anything at all. I was not on guard for Mom (unless she was coming at me with a hairbrush for a spanking). I was maybe reaching up for my 50 lb. bag of dry rodent food to feed my pet gerbils. Then her hand SMACK! right across my face as she passed me. No warning.  And my sisters whistling that horrible Beatles' song, "Bang, bang, . . . ."
       My name is not even really Maxwell which is what it read on the coffee plant next door. They haunted my nightmares whispering "Good to the last SMACK!" My name is Max Money it is time to get back on track here. This post is after all a further MaxAnalysis of our advertising approach. So the big question for the moment is do we go in the "Post" white block on "Layout" and make it 2 or 3 a day. We shall what looks better, LB's, we shall see.

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Luxury Bargains Galore Instantly Offered On MaxAnalysis Of Our New Smart Shopping Site

       Friday, 20 September 2013, MARINA DEL HEY!, CA - Hello Readers is Friday the best day of the week or what? Ready for some Smart Shopping For Super Bargains. For most of my Discount-Driven peeps (gang talk like they use in this town which is named after the Rich and Famous Galore Snazzy place but is not) Friday means that if you have a desk job likely you are going to be unchained from some cubicle somewhere and PAID TO GO GLAMOROUS. If you are a skilled or unskilled laborer "good" lucky to have some of that President Obama continuing employment you do not need to be back sober until probably the wee hours of Monday morning.
       Of course nobody really wants to set all those just paid potential shoppers ("sitting targets" or "STs" for those of us in the no clue) who hopefully will spend some pay/welfare/allowance/whatever for services and things first right from the comfort of their homes. Now we have to think like our luxury bargain advertisers, remember they are the ones who will help save our readers from buying things for too much that they do not need. As for teaching them the difference between "bad debt" and "good debt" I believe until Max Money starts his financial newsletter I believe yours truly will leave that one alone.
       Keep in mind however the ad shooters get another shot "loaded with ads" at them as soon as they head out to the supermall or strip mall or wherever passing blazing billboards with ads blaring on the radio or TV in the car (wowzer!). Even coming in now over their MePhone while they cruise around.         Weekend over then it should be time to start making some very loud noise usually while it is still pitch black because sure we all know working Americans like to start the day early to WORK HARDER AND LONGER TO STAY ALIVE than in any "developed" Country on planet Earth. Apparently we buy a lot of bombs from nice people who need to sell them to make sure that the world is safe just like President "Ike" Eisenhower told us not to do.
       I remember seeing a TV show about the two bomber pilots who Commander-In-Chief Bush had do a pre-emptive dump of all these "precision" bombs on Iraq. They hit precisely nothing but children and women, mostly teachers. I have missed all the news pretty much since then because they put those digital things on TV's. I have never been able to figure out how to work the TV since even though I have a "universal controller" for every component.       
       Seems as if all my friends get real expensive computers and tell me "look at this real expensive computer I can watch TV on it". I bet now being a more experienced luxury bargainer (an "LB") you know what to say without hurting their feelings. Something like, "Yes well I have something to watch TV on called a big old console TV that I bought at Goodwill for $3.00 in a real good part of town where rich people just want to get them hauled out of their house. Plus all their other expensive unused stuff of which they are bored before they open it and feel just as empty as before."    
       Then comes my philosophy which I guess one might say sums up the  Moneymax Luxury Bargain theme: "Five passengers set sail that day, on a three hour . . . . " Just KIDDING! No I say "Instead of working eighty hours a week to buy stuff you do not need or even know you want until they tell you you do and then never picking it up again unless you give it to someone as a present or because you owe them money, why do you not work half as much and SHOP CAREFULLY AT HALF AS MUCH FOR QUALITY PURCHASES THAT WILL LAST YOU A HAPPY LIFETIME."
       There you go crawl machines (we LB's shall discuss those robotronic crawlpuppies next time) crawl all over that one. BARGAIN BARGAIN. LUXURY LUXURY. VALUE VALUE. BEST PRICES & QUALITY. REBATE REBATE . . . and now we got out the WEEKEND HAS BEGUN! 

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Max Money Is Back And That Is Saying Something Although I Am Not Quite Sure What At The Moment

       Sunday, 15 September 2013, ENGLEWOOD, NEW JERSEY - Well bargain hunters I took a look at that last post and maybe that was not such a good idea. It made me want to go out and get a pizza slice as soon as possible. With extras. Of course then I had to consider whether that was a luxury plus whether it was a bargain. Then on top if all that I had to consider whether I am also giving some kind of nutrition advice here. I do NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NUTRITION.
       Okay that is a good start full disclosure that all we can expect around here is LUXURY BARGAIN advice, no nutrition, legal, medical, accounting nor any other kind of regulated professional advice. No dental advice. Now as far a luxuries go I may not be the best authority because as soon as I hear that word I yawn and think of duty-free items at the passport (huh?) and so on. But if I keep going like this I will not be setting a very good example for those who are reading this blog looking for tips or inspiration.
       Then I might as well call this "The Please Do Not Read This Blog Blog". Or who knows maybe that would make everyone read it. The fact of the matter is that neither Google Blogger nor anyone else has all the answers. If they did there would not be any questions nor competition excuse me "community" nor I do not know what all. But that is the history of the world is it not? It is the person who comes along with the new idea. . . . let me think of some real terrible example here. Okay I have one.
       Fish dogs. Go sell that one. Actually come to think of it that is not original material. I took it from myself. I co-wrote a screenplay that is for sale. Actually four and a half of them by myself or with others. In the one I am recalling here a young guy working for an advertising agency has just one night to come up with a catchy jingle for a major Japanese client's new fish dog dish by the next open of business deadline. Of course I cannot tell you how it ends, you will have to go see how it turns out after the movie is made. Then I probably will not be writing blogs. But not to worry I do not not know of anything too imminent in the works for a Max Money movie script sale.
       Just in case Martin Scorcese is reading this blog I think he would be interested to know that the screenplay which I co-authored is very much in the genre of Something Wild, which if I remember correctly was about a young man who although quite sheltered finds himself spending a night at the mercy of a wild woman at first grudgingly but then intrigued as she takes him on a cathartic journey through another world she shares with an outlandish cast of characters.
       Anyway it only seems fair and helpful to share some reported numbers on how viewership is going for this blog. So for the last day according originally to Google as of this writing published mostly undedited Max Money that is me had 53 pageviews. Next time I probably will report again on the past day. We will see how things are going.
       Although that number might rather easily be manipulated I imagine depending on when one wrote the most recent posts. I believe I saw a "gadget" available to report viewership directly on the public site for those of us really eager to humiliate ourselves. I believe that one might be better on one of the below Max Money blogs that is not so esoteric as this blog. Wait a second, what is wrong with me, what about whichever blog does the best?
       Now as for the ads I guess we just need to look around the posts and see what is being advertised. I at this time have no comment on that matter other than, yes, Max Money is grateful for the ads. I hope that they lead to nothing but fulfillment all around. I cannot say that I immediately saw the bargain/luxury angle making an exact connect with the ads when I snuck up on them in the middle of the night. Well at least they just did not all just say "Google is Great". I must give them that. Yes, I know they were probably watching me watch them while they were also showing the world my house and all my neighbors out on the streets.  In any case how am I Max Money to say.  I am not an ad guy. Me, I am a blog guy.

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Now Blog Away Where Every Day Is A New Day Even If It Is The Same Day To Blog Away

     Friday, 13 September 2013, PALMER, AK - Alright that is the Max Money way! And have we got some others on board who are already blogging away. We are learning how this works. Now what Max Money's family has to say is: "Does this mean you are buying us dinner today?" Well since this new blog we have here is all about living well by working smart I guess that means it is steak tonight! Pizza steak everybody that is right.
     HA! That is a joke. But now I am thinking of all the good meals that we can have that are a good value, too. We sincerely think of all the best we have found out there and share. For me it is like seeing a good movie that makes one feel as if one can do anything. That leaves one satisfied. Most everyone naturally feels better when they believe that they have gotten their money's worth.
     As I was saying in the first post the first new thing that I have tried to learn today is how to pick one of all these videos and get something out of it that is worthwhile. That way I could pass it on to you. The one I watched was about a young man who half-tried for quite a while to make some money blogging. However it was not until his Senior year of college that he really put his mind to it.
      He went for it all or nothing as he was the only one from his family in the United States so that when he finished college he had to be able to support himself. There would be no choice about it as when he was done with that year there would be nowhere for him to go and take a "breather" until he went out into the real world. He would just find himself there like it or not.
       So what he did was hole himself up in his college room and soak take in all the information that he could about supporting himself blogging. He studied all those different informational summaries and what they had to teach him. Both about things that people had learned worked and things that did not. He learned all kinds of things about the color and placement of ads. He found that the tips he learned were true. Things he did in certain recommended ways tended to get the predicted results. It really was possible to make accurate predictions about how readers would respond to advertisements following all the information that just seemed overwhelming at first.
       Well Max Money that is me did tell you I would let you know what I learned. In the first videos I learned that a blogger needs to find a "keyword" for something that people are seeking and then about five minor related keywords to go along with it. Readers here are welcome to follow along with me, but most readers will see that that might just be a good starting point for encouragement.
       Anyway as we bloggers are seeing today this blog is meant to be about value. I have to think of the things that I have gotten that I have felt were a good value. The more things I have found like that in life the better my standard of living is because it takes less work to make my life richer and better when I make the right choices. Simple but true.
       So now until I learn more I will have to see if that draws the kind of advertisers and readers together who believe the same thing. And then I guess it is corny, but we really can say they "click".
Man, that is corny. If I cannot do any better tomorrow. . . .

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The Max Money Way To Live Better While Working Less - Work Smart Spend Smart Wtih Ads That Make Sense!

       Friday, 13 September 2013, RABBIT, ALASKA - Have you ever woken up and thought that once upon a time you just naturally knew how to do the right things. Then they taught you how to do everything all wrong? By accident. They did not really mean to make that happen. It just gradually happened. Until one day you realized that bit by bit you had been taught to do things all wrong so that it took about ten times as long to get about ten times less done all wrong than when you felt as if you were doing nothing at all yet it went perfectly.
       Well now that I have been trying to learn things so hard to teach what I already did not know that I cannot even remember my password. Like the General who was made head of the C.I.A. because President Obama had to do something after that General said things that were insubordinate about him to Rolling Stone magazine. You could see right away it was one of those Catch-22 situations where the President who is the Commander-In-Chief had to do something about the matter right out on the tarmac.
       Either fire him which kind of makes it look like the President is not really in charge after all if he is President and that is all he can do. Or show that you a bigger Commander-In-Chief than that and promote him or whatever being made head of the C.I.A. is after he was a General. I think it shows what the President thinks it means.
       Anyway after that there was no choice left because once he was head of the C.I.A. he wrote e-mails to his girlfriend using a password that they did not even have to call in the N.S.A. to decrypt. They just guessed it.
       So with that in mind we Moneys have been eyeing all the Blogger teaching materials and wishing there was a table of contents or something because you really cannot tell if there is just one more thing to read, and you will become the best Blogger there ever was, or you will spend the rest of your life following arrows to the next page and then a video and then forget your password and have to read about making passwords again and so on.
       At least in terms of how much of that Adsense action you get. It would appear that there are entire countries that you have never even heard of that are living off of Adsense. They make money off of VALID clicks with Google sending out checks to everybody because everything is just the right color in the right place the right size with the right keywords that people just want to click those ads. Anyway I found out that there are also several thousand videos from which to learn more tricks of the trade. Do not worry I will sum them up for you. So far I have learned that we need to find a "niche" where they are just dying to click on some very fancy keywords that no one else has. I think we will jofust put all that aside for the moment however and focus on value and living better from working less.
       Well now I just got off of the telephone with Miss Money from Outside (in Alaska "Outside" is where we call everyplace else except Alaska). She just spent all day getting a free replacement phone under warranty for $20 after spending six hours on "hold" then going into the store so she did not have to wait two months which is a long time to wait with a broken phone that is guaranteed but makes "beeps" and cuts you off for no reason. She told me I taught her everything she knows about negotiating. It is the Money way.
       Now it is time to get this new blog rolling. Add another passive income stream to the rivers of dollars to the bays of big money the seas of silver the gulfs of gold the sky with diamonds over the planet of platinum. And trees.

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