So What The Heck Nobody Messes With Max Money Going To Find Those Punks Give Them Some Luxury Bargain

       Tuesday, 15 October, NEWARK - They say a man cannot ever really change from his true character. Well Max Money says he do not even care!  Last time some punk tried to steal my blog you might have heard of it it was called "Things Go Better With Coke" we never even did get a chance to see if they reformed. That was when my uncle was the sheriff up there by the border with New York State, and those boys had to spend a VERY LONG few days in the drunk tank on account a they was driving and as bad luck would have it they got popped right there at the beginning a hunting weekend.
       Yes we sure do like those boys visit us up here from the City in those real nice new suits of therein from them fancy stores where the girls, excuse me, women shop for the makeup down stairs from the young girls made up to look like doctors of makeupcology er something I guess. I sure do like to go down there and get me a real haircut with a  balloon and and a lollipop like it while I watch them bean those really nice ones down in my face all covered with baby powder.
       They sue do smell nice better than a deer been dead in the heat of the trunk a few days and just waiting for someone like a cop to get a whiff a that. Oh yeah so where were we must have been at Maxmoney Luxury Bargain looking to get us some good deals on ponchos.
       Yes it sure can be a real good time going hunting with just you and your best friend going hunting with a couple of city slicker blog name thieves n your drunk, maybe make you want to shoot off a few round into the sign say "Whoa there cowboy, what the hurry" so we pops a couple more deer slug in it and make ourselves a couple more souvenirs and through d couple more six pack a speed sports drink in the back seat because gonna to look around a little.
       Now we going to have a us real long time someone ask me want another cold one well WHY THE HELL? Good. HMM. hmm, food. He here Larry he just try to make me nuts. Whooo eee! Pass that on oerfeh, simple gun.

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Where The Heck Did My Sports Drink Go My Blogs Are Getting So Popular I Think They Stole My Property

       Monday, 14 September 2013, INDIANAPOLIS - See LBs let me show you how it is out there in the real world. Now we all know that I started my Moneymax Luxury Bargain several weeks ago because I thought it up all by myself. That is because I am NO THIEF like some people! I will tell you there is one thing a Money does not like at all, that is a thief.
       Well check this out. I started my Blogger blog using the blogspot domain name we call it. Sure we all know about that. That is what you my students are trying to do as well is think up your ORIGINAL blog names because let us hope you are creative enough that you just do not have to steal things. Well what am I getting at here. I could not hardly believe my eyes a couple weeks back. I was so excited about all the pageviews on my new blog, and hoping the best for all of you my friends out there like you, that I did not even notice what happened. Let this be a lesson so you do not have to be wasting your own time with lowlife scms when you could make much better use of your time than watching your back, if you know what I mean.
       I guess I had been having a bunch of sports drinks celebrating. The next thing I know one of my boys is cleaning his rifle, he says, "Pop Max (on account of what that is they call me) I just put the wrong address in the computer, but do you know what happened?  I see some slimeballs have taken my Luxury Bargain name and put it on their own web site. They are trying to sell it for more than one thousand dollars because they are too stupid to think up their own name and they think that no one will notice that I have already been using it to teach about one thousand people on my own.
       Now I know I have heard my friends say "You dummy that is a good name you should have bought it for a couple bucks from Go-Daddy. And I said "I do not have to because that is my ORIGINAL idea fair and square so when I put it out there everyone could see plain as day I thought of it first. Now that is what we call a copyright. What these greasers they are doing we call that thievin' because obviously they too stupid to think up their own good name. I do not need me any custom domain when I have a copyright because a copyright been around a lot longer with fair notice and in fair active use than some domain name.
       And the really good news is that my intellectual property so obviously was out there first that they are going to get to pay my legal fees. So you want to you please go out there and pay one or two thousand bucks for something that somebody just stole. So now guess what they can even pay for my lawyer, too, because, they had BAD INTENTIONS and they also had  PLENTY OF NOTICE. You cannot steal a copyright, like those people tried to squat on web addresses like Coca-Cola and such at first. Judge told them that was not going to work out so well either. Stealing is stealing.
       Anyway LBs now I thought up a good name it looks like, and I sure had not abandoned it as I was using it to teach my class and all kinds of other things. Now I guess they got to disclose not only they stole that name, they knew that someone that would be me is going to come after their you know whats it looks like so they better DIS-CLOSE that to some sorry fool they planning to rip off and leave with a nice big fat lawsuit.   
      So I want you all to take a lesson from Max here and show us all you can make money from nothing but your brain. Someone do you wrong just wait until the time is right you let them make some good money for their sorry asses so when the time is right you just go on in there and you get that money that is rightfully yours. Now we sure going to have us some fund with this one once the rest of my family gets up and we GET INTO ACTION.
       Until then you just be sure to take the straight and honest road, you will live a long happy life, and you will not spend your years living amongst low-life thieves too stupid to make their own honest living just waiting to sell some stolen property to some folks will not be too happy with them we wager when we find out.

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Tots "Luxury Bargain" Toys Burst In Flames No Warning "Hell On Earth" Screaming Kids Drop From Sky

       Tuesday, 8 October 2013, ELIZABETH, NJ - Just down the road from here they filmed that "fracking fields" movie I still remember called "Go Frack Yourself" that was made sort-of famous here in town when everyone got sick and had to go in the hospital. I remember you could take a drink of the water the people from the State said was safe to drink. If you burped and held up a lighter those flames would shoot out of your mouth like you were a dragon or something.
       It was kind of a sad time on account of a lot of the older folks never came out again at all (on two feet) from the hospital waiting room which is where they were still waiting to get a room when they mostly started dying. But people did not let things get them down because it turned out to be one of those big "double feature" weekends where they also showed a movie that was very uplifting I guess you could say. It was called "In Search of Historic Jesus". I will bet some you you older folks still remember that one.
       It was one of those weekends when every station you turned on the television you would almost certainly see advertisements for both of those movies, it was what they called "Lightening Double Feature" ad weekend people where you would see those advertisements so many times that you could not hardly help yourself but go and see that double feature. That was unless you had too many funerals to go to attend.
       In any case I can still remember that those movies both stunk, people where calling them together "Go Frack Yourself Historic Jesus". By the time people got out of there Friday night they were too tired to tell other people how much they stunk. So I guess they did alright the next night Saturday, too. And then by Sunday they were cleared out and gone.
       In any case folks you can see I have started out a little off course with this blog, but I do have to tell you that in the past week one other blog I have been working, that "Ninth Amendment" at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com broke two records for pageviews in a row, back to back, the second days almost two hundred in the first couple hours. But at the same time something occurred that did not make me Max Money very happy at all. Some knuckleheads are trying to steal the name of this blog you readers are reading now, and they tried to sell it like it was their own.
        Now you blogsters now we still have a lot to learn, but to tell you the truth I did not think that anyone yet would be envious enough of our work to even trouble trying to rip off our site names so there you go as usual what do I know. That means it is time for a little side lesson here. Now just in brief if you have not covered this already anywhere it is important I would please like you to take a few minutes and do a search of "custom" domains. You will find a range of mostly very inexpensive prices so that you own (or license since it is not forever) a name for a website that someone doe not already have tied up. There are about five to ten of these outfits that are the best known, and if you are interested instead of just starting now through Blogger, Yahoo, Wordpress, or one like those that set you up and give you a "piece" of their domain, you can get your own and even have it tied in with a little more work to on of the others.
       Just blogsters please keep in mind that if you do start on something like Blogger which is where I have had blogs for some years now that it is set up very step-by-step for you to start. I do not know if it is true, but Blogger says it has something like over TWO MILLION bloggers now many approved (which is not hard) for Adsense which is their main way of paying out money for ads on your blogs. But there are a lot of choices so I recommend that you take a little time to compare those that are already set up for bloggers just to get going. There are plenty of things to look into as well. For example Google will give California businesses a free website to start, and just do some simple searches I am sure you will find many more along with rankings from other bloggers. Finally should you wish to buy you own site for about a year one of the cheapest and most used of the five or ten I mentioned is called Go-Daddy. As usual no one is giving Max Money anything money or otherwise to say this. Good luck.
       Now back to the story of the thieves who can you believe it have taken the name of this very Blogspot site of mine and called it instead www.luxurybargain.com trying to sell it for $1,000 to $2,000. Now Max Money is no expert about these "custom domains" but I do try to put the word "copyright" with my name and year on all the blog pages and posts I do. It cannot hurt. Because as soon as I have an original idea that belongs to me the moment I put it down, even if I forget to put copyright! 
       Now this blog-name stealing outfit reminds me of a place I knew when I was younger.  This place calls itself Stolen Direct (they were in the "auto restoration" business) stole from me or my family or my friends or my friends of my friends, my Daddy Money used to say "Son, stealing is the surest form of flattery." I used to same to him "Daddy Money you know I love you. Truth is I may know nothing about flattery, but you steal copyrighted material from me that is the surest way you are going to be working for ME NOT YOU. Or you may end up getting compacted in the back of a real large Waste Management garbage truck and laid to rest being eaten alive  by crocodiles in the Everglades. I learned all about that kind of honor amongst businesspeople stuff I know from my real-life business hero Wayne Huizenga."
       Now readers you take a lesson from this place calls itself Stolen Domains up there by Boston. Offices right upstairs from the streets they used to call the "Combat Zone" so when they got tired from a day of stealing good folks copyrighted and domain names (not to mention their whole blogs) and selling stolen property to other good innocent folks for their hard-earned cash these Stolen Domains criminals (in my opinion), they could just stumble downstairs and have five or six drinks with their good "friends" at the bar before their friends went out and mugged some more tourists by Faneuil Hall and they went upstairs and looked for some more blog names to steal because they were too stupid to think them up themselves.
       JOKE! Everbody's got to make them a living even some thieving drunk scum with a brain the size of a gerbil turd. And if you want to set back a moment I got a story to tell you. And you think blogging cannot get exciting well that just is not so. . . .

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Where The Heck Did That Past Week Go? Well I Have One Increased Readership Idea To Share

       Satuday, 7 September 2013, TEANECK, NJ - Do you ever put down one of your favorite blogging pens (or computers) and the next thing you know when you are on your way home from work there are ones that look just like them that are for sale on the ground by the bus terminal at the other side of town (on the other side of the railroad tracks). It always turns out to be some kind of misunderstanding because I kind of am ashamed to say I expect to see my children around when in fact it always actually has been some friends of my children selling things that just look like mine.
       I tell them they should go sell things on the sidewalk on 14th Street in Lower Manhattan or something, I remember coming home from work most every day to my apartment on the lower east side (right near what they called "alphabet city" in those days when things were still kind of quaint) and darned if people had not stolen everything from my apartment and sold it back to me, unless of course it had burned down again first.
       Anyway from what the older Moneys told us that was how it was most places back then before WWII after we had some kind of "Great Depression".  I understand we had some poor relatives who lost all their they ever earned in some kind of bank that was supposed to be so safe it even had bars on the windows to keep them in or you out. The bars made it feel like a pet shop selling animals for people who wanted to start a zoo.
       Well pretty soon Gramps Money said that that was a sure way of telling the Republicans were in power then because they always had these wacko ideas (just like now) for instance President Hoover making the United States into a big bowl of dust to save money on plants and pavement and things.
 It is good to know that that could not happen again because the banks really learned their lesson and they would never try to gamble with people's money again, I hear from people who watch a lot of TV.
       Finally my apologies this has to be a short post because I may be traveling soon and I need to attend to some things. However I have done research for all of us LB's this past week and learned that Facebook is a good way to increase your readership (according to Facebook) because they will give your blog its own page for nothing! Then you can think of all kinds of ways to bother your friends selling them stuff.
       Also I found that we can list ourselves on our own blogs as "editors-in-chief" and that can really impress the ladies, sometimes. Now I have a few who want to "permalink" me with their blogs, and I guess that is like recommending each other and it should not hurt I do not think. Anyway doing this can also make you more "friends" (or anyway people who say they are), so hear goes for my new friend Gillian I would like to recommend her blog, www.justkillmeplease.com. I will need to check that one later and find out where all my gadgets went so I can hang  "list" or a "link list" on one.
       Hey friends really please do not lose hope as yesterday my longest running blog got the most pageviews ever in a day, over 200. And the day before that it even had another record-breaking day first. Pretty cool.  It is still called the Ninth Amendment Log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com, and I am just waiting for that phone call, although I never will forget you. Blog on and remember to find a good bank. The ones that go broke first are the safest, I think is how it works. . . .

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