Sunday, September 15, 2013

Max Money Is Back And That Is Saying Something Although I Am Not Quite Sure What At The Moment

       Sunday, 15 September 2013, ENGLEWOOD, NEW JERSEY - Well bargain hunters I took a look at that last post and maybe that was not such a good idea. It made me want to go out and get a pizza slice as soon as possible. With extras. Of course then I had to consider whether that was a luxury plus whether it was a bargain. Then on top if all that I had to consider whether I am also giving some kind of nutrition advice here. I do NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NUTRITION.
       Okay that is a good start full disclosure that all we can expect around here is LUXURY BARGAIN advice, no nutrition, legal, medical, accounting nor any other kind of regulated professional advice. No dental advice. Now as far a luxuries go I may not be the best authority because as soon as I hear that word I yawn and think of duty-free items at the passport (huh?) and so on. But if I keep going like this I will not be setting a very good example for those who are reading this blog looking for tips or inspiration.
       Then I might as well call this "The Please Do Not Read This Blog Blog". Or who knows maybe that would make everyone read it. The fact of the matter is that neither Google Blogger nor anyone else has all the answers. If they did there would not be any questions nor competition excuse me "community" nor I do not know what all. But that is the history of the world is it not? It is the person who comes along with the new idea. . . . let me think of some real terrible example here. Okay I have one.
       Fish dogs. Go sell that one. Actually come to think of it that is not original material. I took it from myself. I co-wrote a screenplay that is for sale. Actually four and a half of them by myself or with others. In the one I am recalling here a young guy working for an advertising agency has just one night to come up with a catchy jingle for a major Japanese client's new fish dog dish by the next open of business deadline. Of course I cannot tell you how it ends, you will have to go see how it turns out after the movie is made. Then I probably will not be writing blogs. But not to worry I do not not know of anything too imminent in the works for a Max Money movie script sale.
       Just in case Martin Scorcese is reading this blog I think he would be interested to know that the screenplay which I co-authored is very much in the genre of Something Wild, which if I remember correctly was about a young man who although quite sheltered finds himself spending a night at the mercy of a wild woman at first grudgingly but then intrigued as she takes him on a cathartic journey through another world she shares with an outlandish cast of characters.
       Anyway it only seems fair and helpful to share some reported numbers on how viewership is going for this blog. So for the last day according originally to Google as of this writing published mostly undedited Max Money that is me had 53 pageviews. Next time I probably will report again on the past day. We will see how things are going.
       Although that number might rather easily be manipulated I imagine depending on when one wrote the most recent posts. I believe I saw a "gadget" available to report viewership directly on the public site for those of us really eager to humiliate ourselves. I believe that one might be better on one of the below Max Money blogs that is not so esoteric as this blog. Wait a second, what is wrong with me, what about whichever blog does the best?
       Now as for the ads I guess we just need to look around the posts and see what is being advertised. I at this time have no comment on that matter other than, yes, Max Money is grateful for the ads. I hope that they lead to nothing but fulfillment all around. I cannot say that I immediately saw the bargain/luxury angle making an exact connect with the ads when I snuck up on them in the middle of the night. Well at least they just did not all just say "Google is Great". I must give them that. Yes, I know they were probably watching me watch them while they were also showing the world my house and all my neighbors out on the streets.  In any case how am I Max Money to say.  I am not an ad guy. Me, I am a blog guy.

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