Monday, October 7, 2013

Tots "Luxury Bargain" Toys Burst In Flames No Warning "Hell On Earth" Screaming Kids Drop From Sky

       Tuesday, 8 October 2013, ELIZABETH, NJ - Just down the road from here they filmed that "fracking fields" movie I still remember called "Go Frack Yourself" that was made sort-of famous here in town when everyone got sick and had to go in the hospital. I remember you could take a drink of the water the people from the State said was safe to drink. If you burped and held up a lighter those flames would shoot out of your mouth like you were a dragon or something.
       It was kind of a sad time on account of a lot of the older folks never came out again at all (on two feet) from the hospital waiting room which is where they were still waiting to get a room when they mostly started dying. But people did not let things get them down because it turned out to be one of those big "double feature" weekends where they also showed a movie that was very uplifting I guess you could say. It was called "In Search of Historic Jesus". I will bet some you you older folks still remember that one.
       It was one of those weekends when every station you turned on the television you would almost certainly see advertisements for both of those movies, it was what they called "Lightening Double Feature" ad weekend people where you would see those advertisements so many times that you could not hardly help yourself but go and see that double feature. That was unless you had too many funerals to go to attend.
       In any case I can still remember that those movies both stunk, people where calling them together "Go Frack Yourself Historic Jesus". By the time people got out of there Friday night they were too tired to tell other people how much they stunk. So I guess they did alright the next night Saturday, too. And then by Sunday they were cleared out and gone.
       In any case folks you can see I have started out a little off course with this blog, but I do have to tell you that in the past week one other blog I have been working, that "Ninth Amendment" at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com broke two records for pageviews in a row, back to back, the second days almost two hundred in the first couple hours. But at the same time something occurred that did not make me Max Money very happy at all. Some knuckleheads are trying to steal the name of this blog you readers are reading now, and they tried to sell it like it was their own.
        Now you blogsters now we still have a lot to learn, but to tell you the truth I did not think that anyone yet would be envious enough of our work to even trouble trying to rip off our site names so there you go as usual what do I know. That means it is time for a little side lesson here. Now just in brief if you have not covered this already anywhere it is important I would please like you to take a few minutes and do a search of "custom" domains. You will find a range of mostly very inexpensive prices so that you own (or license since it is not forever) a name for a website that someone doe not already have tied up. There are about five to ten of these outfits that are the best known, and if you are interested instead of just starting now through Blogger, Yahoo, Wordpress, or one like those that set you up and give you a "piece" of their domain, you can get your own and even have it tied in with a little more work to on of the others.
       Just blogsters please keep in mind that if you do start on something like Blogger which is where I have had blogs for some years now that it is set up very step-by-step for you to start. I do not know if it is true, but Blogger says it has something like over TWO MILLION bloggers now many approved (which is not hard) for Adsense which is their main way of paying out money for ads on your blogs. But there are a lot of choices so I recommend that you take a little time to compare those that are already set up for bloggers just to get going. There are plenty of things to look into as well. For example Google will give California businesses a free website to start, and just do some simple searches I am sure you will find many more along with rankings from other bloggers. Finally should you wish to buy you own site for about a year one of the cheapest and most used of the five or ten I mentioned is called Go-Daddy. As usual no one is giving Max Money anything money or otherwise to say this. Good luck.
       Now back to the story of the thieves who can you believe it have taken the name of this very Blogspot site of mine and called it instead www.luxurybargain.com trying to sell it for $1,000 to $2,000. Now Max Money is no expert about these "custom domains" but I do try to put the word "copyright" with my name and year on all the blog pages and posts I do. It cannot hurt. Because as soon as I have an original idea that belongs to me the moment I put it down, even if I forget to put copyright! 
       Now this blog-name stealing outfit reminds me of a place I knew when I was younger.  This place calls itself Stolen Direct (they were in the "auto restoration" business) stole from me or my family or my friends or my friends of my friends, my Daddy Money used to say "Son, stealing is the surest form of flattery." I used to same to him "Daddy Money you know I love you. Truth is I may know nothing about flattery, but you steal copyrighted material from me that is the surest way you are going to be working for ME NOT YOU. Or you may end up getting compacted in the back of a real large Waste Management garbage truck and laid to rest being eaten alive  by crocodiles in the Everglades. I learned all about that kind of honor amongst businesspeople stuff I know from my real-life business hero Wayne Huizenga."
       Now readers you take a lesson from this place calls itself Stolen Domains up there by Boston. Offices right upstairs from the streets they used to call the "Combat Zone" so when they got tired from a day of stealing good folks copyrighted and domain names (not to mention their whole blogs) and selling stolen property to other good innocent folks for their hard-earned cash these Stolen Domains criminals (in my opinion), they could just stumble downstairs and have five or six drinks with their good "friends" at the bar before their friends went out and mugged some more tourists by Faneuil Hall and they went upstairs and looked for some more blog names to steal because they were too stupid to think them up themselves.
       JOKE! Everbody's got to make them a living even some thieving drunk scum with a brain the size of a gerbil turd. And if you want to set back a moment I got a story to tell you. And you think blogging cannot get exciting well that just is not so. . . .

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