Friday, 13 September 2013, RABBIT, ALASKA - Have you ever woken up and thought that once upon a time you just naturally knew how to do the right things. Then they taught you how to do everything all wrong? By accident. They did not really mean to make that happen. It just gradually happened. Until one day you realized that bit by bit you had been taught to do things all wrong so that it took about ten times as long to get about ten times less done all wrong than when you felt as if you were doing nothing at all yet it went perfectly.
Well now that I have been trying to learn things so hard to teach what I already did not know that I cannot even remember my password. Like the General who was made head of the C.I.A. because President Obama had to do something after that General said things that were insubordinate about him to Rolling Stone magazine. You could see right away it was one of those Catch-22 situations where the President who is the Commander-In-Chief had to do something about the matter right out on the tarmac.
Either fire him which kind of makes it look like the President is not really in charge after all if he is President and that is all he can do. Or show that you a bigger Commander-In-Chief than that and promote him or whatever being made head of the C.I.A. is after he was a General. I think it shows what the President thinks it means.
Anyway after that there was no choice left because once he was head of the C.I.A. he wrote e-mails to his girlfriend using a password that they did not even have to call in the N.S.A. to decrypt. They just guessed it.
So with that in mind we Moneys have been eyeing all the Blogger teaching materials and wishing there was a table of contents or something because you really cannot tell if there is just one more thing to read, and you will become the best Blogger there ever was, or you will spend the rest of your life following arrows to the next page and then a video and then forget your password and have to read about making passwords again and so on.
At least in terms of how much of that Adsense action you get. It would appear that there are entire countries that you have never even heard of that are living off of Adsense. They make money off of VALID clicks with Google sending out checks to everybody because everything is just the right color in the right place the right size with the right keywords that people just want to click those ads. Anyway I found out that there are also several thousand videos from which to learn more tricks of the trade. Do not worry I will sum them up for you. So far I have learned that we need to find a "niche" where they are just dying to click on some very fancy keywords that no one else has. I think we will jofust put all that aside for the moment however and focus on value and living better from working less.
Well now I just got off of the telephone with Miss Money from Outside (in Alaska "Outside" is where we call everyplace else except Alaska). She just spent all day getting a free replacement phone under warranty for $20 after spending six hours on "hold" then going into the store so she did not have to wait two months which is a long time to wait with a broken phone that is guaranteed but makes "beeps" and cuts you off for no reason. She told me I taught her everything she knows about negotiating. It is the Money way.
Now it is time to get this new blog rolling. Add another passive income stream to the rivers of dollars to the bays of big money the seas of silver the gulfs of gold the sky with diamonds over the planet of platinum. And trees.
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