Tuesday, 8 October 2013, ELIZABETH, NJ - Just down the road from here they filmed that "fracking fields" movie I still remember called "Go Frack Yourself" that was made sort-of famous here in town when everyone got sick and had to go in the hospital. I remember you could take a drink of the water the people from the State said was safe to drink. If you burped and held up a lighter those flames would shoot out of your mouth like you were a dragon or something.
It was kind of a sad time on account of a lot of the older folks never came out again at all (on two feet) from the hospital waiting room which is where they were still waiting to get a room when they mostly started dying. But people did not let things get them down because it turned out to be one of those big "double feature" weekends where they also showed a movie that was very uplifting I guess you could say. It was called "In Search of Historic Jesus". I will bet some you you older folks still remember that one.
It was one of those weekends when every station you turned on the television you would almost certainly see advertisements for both of those movies, it was what they called "Lightening Double Feature" ad weekend people where you would see those advertisements so many times that you could not hardly help yourself but go and see that double feature. That was unless you had too many funerals to go to attend.
In any case I can still remember that those movies both stunk, people where calling them together "Go Frack Yourself Historic Jesus". By the time people got out of there Friday night they were too tired to tell other people how much they stunk. So I guess they did alright the next night Saturday, too. And then by Sunday they were cleared out and gone.
In any case folks you can see I have started out a little off course with this blog, but I do have to tell you that in the past week one other blog I have been working, that "Ninth Amendment" at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com broke two records for pageviews in a row, back to back, the second days almost two hundred in the first couple hours. But at the same time something occurred that did not make me Max Money very happy at all. Some knuckleheads are trying to steal the name of this blog you readers are reading now, and they tried to sell it like it was their own.
Now you blogsters now we still have a lot to learn, but to tell you the truth I did not think that anyone yet would be envious enough of our work to even trouble trying to rip off our site names so there you go as usual what do I know. That means it is time for a little side lesson here. Now just in brief if you have not covered this already anywhere it is important I would please like you to take a few minutes and do a search of "custom" domains. You will find a range of mostly very inexpensive prices so that you own (or license since it is not forever) a name for a website that someone doe not already have tied up. There are about five to ten of these outfits that are the best known, and if you are interested instead of just starting now through Blogger, Yahoo, Wordpress, or one like those that set you up and give you a "piece" of their domain, you can get your own and even have it tied in with a little more work to on of the others.
Just blogsters please keep in mind that if you do start on something like Blogger which is where I have had blogs for some years now that it is set up very step-by-step for you to start. I do not know if it is true, but Blogger says it has something like over TWO MILLION bloggers now many approved (which is not hard) for Adsense which is their main way of paying out money for ads on your blogs. But there are a lot of choices so I recommend that you take a little time to compare those that are already set up for bloggers just to get going. There are plenty of things to look into as well. For example Google will give California businesses a free website to start, and just do some simple searches I am sure you will find many more along with rankings from other bloggers. Finally should you wish to buy you own site for about a year one of the cheapest and most used of the five or ten I mentioned is called Go-Daddy. As usual no one is giving Max Money anything money or otherwise to say this. Good luck.
Now back to the story of the thieves who can you believe it have taken the name of this very Blogspot site of mine and called it instead www.luxurybargain.com trying to sell it for $1,000 to $2,000. Now Max Money is no expert about these "custom domains" but I do try to put the word "copyright" with my name and year on all the blog pages and posts I do. It cannot hurt. Because as soon as I have an original idea that belongs to me the moment I put it down, even if I forget to put copyright!
Now this blog-name stealing outfit reminds me of a place I knew when I was younger. This place calls itself Stolen Direct (they were in the "auto restoration" business) stole from me or my family or my friends or my friends of my friends, my Daddy Money used to say "Son, stealing is the surest form of flattery." I used to same to him "Daddy Money you know I love you. Truth is I may know nothing about flattery, but you steal copyrighted material from me that is the surest way you are going to be working for ME NOT YOU. Or you may end up getting compacted in the back of a real large Waste Management garbage truck and laid to rest being eaten alive by crocodiles in the Everglades. I learned all about that kind of honor amongst businesspeople stuff I know from my real-life business hero Wayne Huizenga."
Now readers you take a lesson from this place calls itself Stolen Domains up there by Boston. Offices right upstairs from the streets they used to call the "Combat Zone" so when they got tired from a day of stealing good folks copyrighted and domain names (not to mention their whole blogs) and selling stolen property to other good innocent folks for their hard-earned cash these Stolen Domains criminals (in my opinion), they could just stumble downstairs and have five or six drinks with their good "friends" at the bar before their friends went out and mugged some more tourists by Faneuil Hall and they went upstairs and looked for some more blog names to steal because they were too stupid to think them up themselves.
JOKE! Everbody's got to make them a living even some thieving drunk scum with a brain the size of a gerbil turd. And if you want to set back a moment I got a story to tell you. And you think blogging cannot get exciting well that just is not so. . . .
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Monday, October 7, 2013
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Where The Heck Did That Past Week Go? Well I Have One Increased Readership Idea To Share
Satuday, 7 September 2013, TEANECK, NJ - Do you ever put down one of your favorite blogging pens (or computers) and the next thing you know when you are on your way home from work there are ones that look just like them that are for sale on the ground by the bus terminal at the other side of town (on the other side of the railroad tracks). It always turns out to be some kind of misunderstanding because I kind of am ashamed to say I expect to see my children around when in fact it always actually has been some friends of my children selling things that just look like mine.
I tell them they should go sell things on the sidewalk on 14th Street in Lower Manhattan or something, I remember coming home from work most every day to my apartment on the lower east side (right near what they called "alphabet city" in those days when things were still kind of quaint) and darned if people had not stolen everything from my apartment and sold it back to me, unless of course it had burned down again first.
Anyway from what the older Moneys told us that was how it was most places back then before WWII after we had some kind of "Great Depression". I understand we had some poor relatives who lost all their they ever earned in some kind of bank that was supposed to be so safe it even had bars on the windows to keep them in or you out. The bars made it feel like a pet shop selling animals for people who wanted to start a zoo.
Well pretty soon Gramps Money said that that was a sure way of telling the Republicans were in power then because they always had these wacko ideas (just like now) for instance President Hoover making the United States into a big bowl of dust to save money on plants and pavement and things.
It is good to know that that could not happen again because the banks really learned their lesson and they would never try to gamble with people's money again, I hear from people who watch a lot of TV.
Finally my apologies this has to be a short post because I may be traveling soon and I need to attend to some things. However I have done research for all of us LB's this past week and learned that Facebook is a good way to increase your readership (according to Facebook) because they will give your blog its own page for nothing! Then you can think of all kinds of ways to bother your friends selling them stuff.
Also I found that we can list ourselves on our own blogs as "editors-in-chief" and that can really impress the ladies, sometimes. Now I have a few who want to "permalink" me with their blogs, and I guess that is like recommending each other and it should not hurt I do not think. Anyway doing this can also make you more "friends" (or anyway people who say they are), so hear goes for my new friend Gillian I would like to recommend her blog, www.justkillmeplease.com. I will need to check that one later and find out where all my gadgets went so I can hang "list" or a "link list" on one.
Hey friends really please do not lose hope as yesterday my longest running blog got the most pageviews ever in a day, over 200. And the day before that it even had another record-breaking day first. Pretty cool. It is still called the Ninth Amendment Log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com, and I am just waiting for that phone call, although I never will forget you. Blog on and remember to find a good bank. The ones that go broke first are the safest, I think is how it works. . . .
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I tell them they should go sell things on the sidewalk on 14th Street in Lower Manhattan or something, I remember coming home from work most every day to my apartment on the lower east side (right near what they called "alphabet city" in those days when things were still kind of quaint) and darned if people had not stolen everything from my apartment and sold it back to me, unless of course it had burned down again first.
Anyway from what the older Moneys told us that was how it was most places back then before WWII after we had some kind of "Great Depression". I understand we had some poor relatives who lost all their they ever earned in some kind of bank that was supposed to be so safe it even had bars on the windows to keep them in or you out. The bars made it feel like a pet shop selling animals for people who wanted to start a zoo.
Well pretty soon Gramps Money said that that was a sure way of telling the Republicans were in power then because they always had these wacko ideas (just like now) for instance President Hoover making the United States into a big bowl of dust to save money on plants and pavement and things.
It is good to know that that could not happen again because the banks really learned their lesson and they would never try to gamble with people's money again, I hear from people who watch a lot of TV.
Finally my apologies this has to be a short post because I may be traveling soon and I need to attend to some things. However I have done research for all of us LB's this past week and learned that Facebook is a good way to increase your readership (according to Facebook) because they will give your blog its own page for nothing! Then you can think of all kinds of ways to bother your friends selling them stuff.
Also I found that we can list ourselves on our own blogs as "editors-in-chief" and that can really impress the ladies, sometimes. Now I have a few who want to "permalink" me with their blogs, and I guess that is like recommending each other and it should not hurt I do not think. Anyway doing this can also make you more "friends" (or anyway people who say they are), so hear goes for my new friend Gillian I would like to recommend her blog, www.justkillmeplease.com. I will need to check that one later and find out where all my gadgets went so I can hang "list" or a "link list" on one.
Hey friends really please do not lose hope as yesterday my longest running blog got the most pageviews ever in a day, over 200. And the day before that it even had another record-breaking day first. Pretty cool. It is still called the Ninth Amendment Log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com, and I am just waiting for that phone call, although I never will forget you. Blog on and remember to find a good bank. The ones that go broke first are the safest, I think is how it works. . . .
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Sunday, September 22, 2013
Blog On Luxury Bargainers We Almost Had One Hundred Viewers Yesterday
Sunday, 22 September 2013, SPARKS, NV - That is right according to the statistics which as promised are posted via gadget down in the bottom right corner of this blog. Everybody is out there looking for luxury bargains so it seems we have found a good niche for advertisers. And it looks as if Consumer Reports would like to give people some advice on its product testing. When I go to its site I find that some of the advice is free while other advice requires me to buy the magazine.
Or go to the library. Do not forget about the public library as in a lot of places these days they have all kinds of things such as public computers to use (usually pay per page we print), CDs with music, DVDs with movies, and do not forget periodicals such as newspapers and magazines. Also all those other things on the shelves which some of still like to hold which we call books.
Watch out for those late fines at some libraries such as in San Antonio. You would not believe how high they were after the City Council voted that the City was going to use libraries as "profit centers". They do not know what libraries are about. Sad. When I was there it cost me more to have a movie late at the library than at the video/DVD store, of which there were about zero anyway. I do like those used books too, though. That place Half Price Books as I recall was started by a couple in or around Houston and was the largest used book seller in the country.
Now remember if you have cranked up your own blog you are free to do as you choose. However Max Money does not take money or any remuneration, not even pesos, for mentioning a place that he thinks is a good value. Nor can I be bribed NOT to write about a business in a post. As in ON THE OTHER HAND Half Price Books gives me about nothing for the books I sell them. If I sell them ten books they give me about ten times nothing. Come on. I might as well just go read books in Barnes & Noble all day. I always try not to spill things on them in the cafe and to wash my hands so someone will buy them.
Of course I can not speak for my friend Miss Money whom you met in the last post. Has anyone seen her around anyway, I am searching around in all the blogs. But she is a little bit crafty if you did not notice. Sometimes she uses a pseudoname. (Okay if you are still in school please do not spell it like that -- it is "pseudonym" not "name". Just to trip you up. We Moneys say that there is not point in learning things that are wrong. It is not funny, then you just have to undo it.)
Anyway sometimes Miss Money will use a name like Barack Obama. HA! HA! Joke, that is a joke. But I do understand that she grew up the child of parents in a traveling carnival. Nothing wrong with that. Just do not offer her a corn dog. Man does that make her mad! Hoping your STATs are good STATs until the next post. And that all your luxuries are bargains!
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Or go to the library. Do not forget about the public library as in a lot of places these days they have all kinds of things such as public computers to use (usually pay per page we print), CDs with music, DVDs with movies, and do not forget periodicals such as newspapers and magazines. Also all those other things on the shelves which some of still like to hold which we call books.
Watch out for those late fines at some libraries such as in San Antonio. You would not believe how high they were after the City Council voted that the City was going to use libraries as "profit centers". They do not know what libraries are about. Sad. When I was there it cost me more to have a movie late at the library than at the video/DVD store, of which there were about zero anyway. I do like those used books too, though. That place Half Price Books as I recall was started by a couple in or around Houston and was the largest used book seller in the country.
Now remember if you have cranked up your own blog you are free to do as you choose. However Max Money does not take money or any remuneration, not even pesos, for mentioning a place that he thinks is a good value. Nor can I be bribed NOT to write about a business in a post. As in ON THE OTHER HAND Half Price Books gives me about nothing for the books I sell them. If I sell them ten books they give me about ten times nothing. Come on. I might as well just go read books in Barnes & Noble all day. I always try not to spill things on them in the cafe and to wash my hands so someone will buy them.
Of course I can not speak for my friend Miss Money whom you met in the last post. Has anyone seen her around anyway, I am searching around in all the blogs. But she is a little bit crafty if you did not notice. Sometimes she uses a pseudoname. (Okay if you are still in school please do not spell it like that -- it is "pseudonym" not "name". Just to trip you up. We Moneys say that there is not point in learning things that are wrong. It is not funny, then you just have to undo it.)
Anyway sometimes Miss Money will use a name like Barack Obama. HA! HA! Joke, that is a joke. But I do understand that she grew up the child of parents in a traveling carnival. Nothing wrong with that. Just do not offer her a corn dog. Man does that make her mad! Hoping your STATs are good STATs until the next post. And that all your luxuries are bargains!
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Saturday, September 21, 2013
Meet Miss Money! Mucho Luxury Bargains Early Weekend Shoppers Or Make Extra Money Off Bill Harassers
Saturday, 19 September 2013 - Well Luxury Baragainers (LB's) this post patiently had been waiting around all day yesterday to go final
because there was a lot more to do than it seemed when Max arose. First those misdialed calls started coming in from the 210 and 713 area codes, the dreaded San Antonio - Houston bill harassment corridor. And we know what that means: AutoMaxMode. All mistakes. Do not pick up. Review www.nolo.com bill collection harassment tips. Read the Fair Credit Reporting Act. Read the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act. I read that in a junk e-mail. Only get legal advice from a licensed active professional, which I am not. I am a blogger.
But we will end that right there. Let us take the rest of today's post and make something positive out of it. Like dinner. Meet the one and the only, TA DA!, Miss Money. Have you ever bought someone's writing out on the street just because you want to support street culture? My friend Miss Money does. She always comes out ahead herself, too. As I believe it says in the Bible -- to paraphrase -- give all you can to others and riches beyond measure shall come to you. Miss Money did not tell me that, someone who came to my door dressed as the meter reader did, even though we no longer have one. We are going meterless.
Back to Miss Money. Once we went into a restaurant on an expired (1993) 2 for 1 Entertainment Book (trademark) coupon. I did not get paid to write that or anything else by the way by those I mention in a post. Readers might think about that who are starting a blog along with this one. It is about trust. Anyway in my case people try to pay me NOT to recommend things. But I only do if I really and truly notice them and think that they are good things.
Like the "Simple Savings" card. I told people about that drug discount card I got for free. It sometimes saved me a lot and other people I lent it to in line at the pharmacy, too. It cost me nothing. I decided to mention it in a post when I let an elderly couple that spent $700 A MONTH ON HIS PRESCRIPTIONS! use the card in front of me at that everywhere drugstore we all know that is very "convenient".
The one that had the so-called "President" Bush's daughter arrested at the Drive-Thru in Florida. Anyway the elderly couple were afraid of me because I guess these days everyone figures someone has got a racket, but she was paying and told him "try it". Of course she was the boss, no offense, just saying, after probably forty years of. . . . Never mind. Anyway he saved $400 right there. She started to cry right in front of me. I felt good. I helped improve their quality of life. I do not know if they still have that card, if it is free, nor anything else about it. But anyway I know for a long time people went to that post to find out about it, and they even put an easy cut-out Google advertisement for it next to the blog. I have never communicated with them in my life.
Anyway usually I miss everything like that because I am in oblivion Mom would say as in when I got on the plane by accident and went to Europe. But back to dinner this time I caught what Miss Money did. I saw her hand this guy five bucks who I knew because he was a drunk who screamed at me every time I got off the bus from work when I used to be a part of the "rat race" and not an LB'er. I asked her why she did that. Per usual she said "what?"
"But Miss Money nobody ever takes you for a. . . ."
"Shut up, Maxwell."
"My name is Max. Max Money. Maxwell's was the coffee plant reminds me of my Mom. . . ."
"Shut up, Maxwell. Go in the restaurant right now, or I am not taking you to eat."
"But that is my coupon. It is the only one left from the 1993 book except the 'Windows On The World' that they will not even let us trade in."
"Shut up, Maxwell. I do not want to hear about that coupon again. That is in very poor taste. You should know better. Now go in there. You are cramping my style".
"Hmph." I might as well me married to her. But I followed orders and went inside because I love Canadian food. Like Mol. . . . I mean my special sports drinks. Sometimes it is so hard to talk to a woman. A minute after I sat down she sat at the booth with her hair all messed up like I guess a pretend street poet. She started doing something on the bench on her side of the booth. I knew what she was doing. She was counting money.
Miss Money is always counting money. That is what I heard men in Scotland do or used to do before they go to bed. They count all the money in their wallets. I do not know as I have not been there to Scotland on top of England, nor have I gone to bed in the same room with a. . . . . Oh, never mind.
I no longer need to do that wallet counting as I used to get nervous if it was not $200 more or less. I guess that was in the old days when we were always worried about a nuclear war with the Soviet Union, and they did not have cash machines so you wanted to be prepared in case an ICBM landed down the street with no warning. Thank goodness that Cold War is over and there is nothing to worry about now. I used to think some people where going to make a whole career out of keeping you worried so you did not notice that everything was no fun anymore.
Back to my new wallet in the good old days of which I usually also had several in my drawer as everyone gave me them for present because as they used to joke I have no personality. Anyway now it is $1 more or less in my wallet held together by duct tape. The good kind. Name brand. Hey but do not think we cannot find some real luxury bargains out there to raise back up our standard of living or just make it higher than ever before or whatever. If I were not so busy writing I would probably do a search on something like "Good quality bargains" with the quote marks so it is all searched together. They call that a Boolean search which I sure do not know how I remembered that one. Oh, Miss Money is back.
"What happened to you?"
"Nothing, Max, I sold my poem for $10. Now shut up I have to make a phone call." She was calling the police non-emergency number again so I knew she must have gotten a moving violation. "I really would appreciate that as even rushing there my mother died at the hospital a few minutes later. . . . We could really use the money for the medical bills and the service . . . . Oh, if the officer wants to do anything tell him we could not take that, please just tell him to mail in the order form I gave him for the Girl Scout Cookies. They are asking for cash, their bank burned down . . . . Oh, yes please tell him she was in the trunk. I do not have time to explain right now. I will call back." She turned off her phone.
As I said or should have I hope you get to meet her. I am looking around for her in the blogs. She is a piece of work. She is like a blog "drifter" only you change the "d" to a "g". Anyway I stopped revising the last post here because when I was here the stats said I had almost one hundred views the day before. And my ad was for places that looked like they really sold luxury bargains. Then when I checked after the next day ended the stats said down we were down to three views. So what does that teach us? Remember do as I say not as I always do. We must keep blogging on every day. Got it Max? Because then I stopped right there and posted the last post yesterday which now has thirty views. Everybody confused. Blog on.
That is one thing I really like about Miss Money you can catch her red-handed but somehow YOU are the one who always gets in trouble. She is so slick. Alright that is it I am putting up another sticky note, or no I am going to change the one already on my computer screen which reads "Do Not Gamble" to "Do Not Gamble/Ramble, Maxwell". Ugh! that "Maxwell" still makes me flinch. My Mom was very loving and really totally peaceful. Nevertheless she was not afraid to maintain order so she did beat the the you-know-what out of me every time one of my three sisters lied to her and said I had done some horrible thing to them.
And I never knew it was coming since usually I had not done anything at all. I was not on guard for Mom (unless she was coming at me with a hairbrush for a spanking). I was maybe reaching up for my 50 lb. bag of dry rodent food to feed my pet gerbils. Then her hand SMACK! right across my face as she passed me. No warning. And my sisters whistling that horrible Beatles' song, "Bang, bang, . . . ."
My name is not even really Maxwell which is what it read on the coffee plant next door. They haunted my nightmares whispering "Good to the last SMACK!" My name is Max Money it is time to get back on track here. This post is after all a further MaxAnalysis of our advertising approach. So the big question for the moment is do we go in the "Post" white block on "Layout" and make it 2 or 3 a day. We shall what looks better, LB's, we shall see.
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But we will end that right there. Let us take the rest of today's post and make something positive out of it. Like dinner. Meet the one and the only, TA DA!, Miss Money. Have you ever bought someone's writing out on the street just because you want to support street culture? My friend Miss Money does. She always comes out ahead herself, too. As I believe it says in the Bible -- to paraphrase -- give all you can to others and riches beyond measure shall come to you. Miss Money did not tell me that, someone who came to my door dressed as the meter reader did, even though we no longer have one. We are going meterless.
Back to Miss Money. Once we went into a restaurant on an expired (1993) 2 for 1 Entertainment Book (trademark) coupon. I did not get paid to write that or anything else by the way by those I mention in a post. Readers might think about that who are starting a blog along with this one. It is about trust. Anyway in my case people try to pay me NOT to recommend things. But I only do if I really and truly notice them and think that they are good things.
Like the "Simple Savings" card. I told people about that drug discount card I got for free. It sometimes saved me a lot and other people I lent it to in line at the pharmacy, too. It cost me nothing. I decided to mention it in a post when I let an elderly couple that spent $700 A MONTH ON HIS PRESCRIPTIONS! use the card in front of me at that everywhere drugstore we all know that is very "convenient".
The one that had the so-called "President" Bush's daughter arrested at the Drive-Thru in Florida. Anyway the elderly couple were afraid of me because I guess these days everyone figures someone has got a racket, but she was paying and told him "try it". Of course she was the boss, no offense, just saying, after probably forty years of. . . . Never mind. Anyway he saved $400 right there. She started to cry right in front of me. I felt good. I helped improve their quality of life. I do not know if they still have that card, if it is free, nor anything else about it. But anyway I know for a long time people went to that post to find out about it, and they even put an easy cut-out Google advertisement for it next to the blog. I have never communicated with them in my life.
Anyway usually I miss everything like that because I am in oblivion Mom would say as in when I got on the plane by accident and went to Europe. But back to dinner this time I caught what Miss Money did. I saw her hand this guy five bucks who I knew because he was a drunk who screamed at me every time I got off the bus from work when I used to be a part of the "rat race" and not an LB'er. I asked her why she did that. Per usual she said "what?"
"But Miss Money nobody ever takes you for a. . . ."
"Shut up, Maxwell."
"My name is Max. Max Money. Maxwell's was the coffee plant reminds me of my Mom. . . ."
"Shut up, Maxwell. Go in the restaurant right now, or I am not taking you to eat."
"But that is my coupon. It is the only one left from the 1993 book except the 'Windows On The World' that they will not even let us trade in."
"Shut up, Maxwell. I do not want to hear about that coupon again. That is in very poor taste. You should know better. Now go in there. You are cramping my style".
"Hmph." I might as well me married to her. But I followed orders and went inside because I love Canadian food. Like Mol. . . . I mean my special sports drinks. Sometimes it is so hard to talk to a woman. A minute after I sat down she sat at the booth with her hair all messed up like I guess a pretend street poet. She started doing something on the bench on her side of the booth. I knew what she was doing. She was counting money.
Miss Money is always counting money. That is what I heard men in Scotland do or used to do before they go to bed. They count all the money in their wallets. I do not know as I have not been there to Scotland on top of England, nor have I gone to bed in the same room with a. . . . . Oh, never mind.
I no longer need to do that wallet counting as I used to get nervous if it was not $200 more or less. I guess that was in the old days when we were always worried about a nuclear war with the Soviet Union, and they did not have cash machines so you wanted to be prepared in case an ICBM landed down the street with no warning. Thank goodness that Cold War is over and there is nothing to worry about now. I used to think some people where going to make a whole career out of keeping you worried so you did not notice that everything was no fun anymore.
Back to my new wallet in the good old days of which I usually also had several in my drawer as everyone gave me them for present because as they used to joke I have no personality. Anyway now it is $1 more or less in my wallet held together by duct tape. The good kind. Name brand. Hey but do not think we cannot find some real luxury bargains out there to raise back up our standard of living or just make it higher than ever before or whatever. If I were not so busy writing I would probably do a search on something like "Good quality bargains" with the quote marks so it is all searched together. They call that a Boolean search which I sure do not know how I remembered that one. Oh, Miss Money is back.
"What happened to you?"
"Nothing, Max, I sold my poem for $10. Now shut up I have to make a phone call." She was calling the police non-emergency number again so I knew she must have gotten a moving violation. "I really would appreciate that as even rushing there my mother died at the hospital a few minutes later. . . . We could really use the money for the medical bills and the service . . . . Oh, if the officer wants to do anything tell him we could not take that, please just tell him to mail in the order form I gave him for the Girl Scout Cookies. They are asking for cash, their bank burned down . . . . Oh, yes please tell him she was in the trunk. I do not have time to explain right now. I will call back." She turned off her phone.
As I said or should have I hope you get to meet her. I am looking around for her in the blogs. She is a piece of work. She is like a blog "drifter" only you change the "d" to a "g". Anyway I stopped revising the last post here because when I was here the stats said I had almost one hundred views the day before. And my ad was for places that looked like they really sold luxury bargains. Then when I checked after the next day ended the stats said down we were down to three views. So what does that teach us? Remember do as I say not as I always do. We must keep blogging on every day. Got it Max? Because then I stopped right there and posted the last post yesterday which now has thirty views. Everybody confused. Blog on.
That is one thing I really like about Miss Money you can catch her red-handed but somehow YOU are the one who always gets in trouble. She is so slick. Alright that is it I am putting up another sticky note, or no I am going to change the one already on my computer screen which reads "Do Not Gamble" to "Do Not Gamble/Ramble, Maxwell". Ugh! that "Maxwell" still makes me flinch. My Mom was very loving and really totally peaceful. Nevertheless she was not afraid to maintain order so she did beat the the you-know-what out of me every time one of my three sisters lied to her and said I had done some horrible thing to them.
And I never knew it was coming since usually I had not done anything at all. I was not on guard for Mom (unless she was coming at me with a hairbrush for a spanking). I was maybe reaching up for my 50 lb. bag of dry rodent food to feed my pet gerbils. Then her hand SMACK! right across my face as she passed me. No warning. And my sisters whistling that horrible Beatles' song, "Bang, bang, . . . ."
My name is not even really Maxwell which is what it read on the coffee plant next door. They haunted my nightmares whispering "Good to the last SMACK!" My name is Max Money it is time to get back on track here. This post is after all a further MaxAnalysis of our advertising approach. So the big question for the moment is do we go in the "Post" white block on "Layout" and make it 2 or 3 a day. We shall what looks better, LB's, we shall see.
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