Where The Heck Did My Sports Drink Go My Blogs Are Getting So Popular I Think They Stole My Property

       Monday, 14 September 2013, INDIANAPOLIS - See LBs let me show you how it is out there in the real world. Now we all know that I started my Moneymax Luxury Bargain several weeks ago because I thought it up all by myself. That is because I am NO THIEF like some people! I will tell you there is one thing a Money does not like at all, that is a thief.
       Well check this out. I started my Blogger blog using the blogspot domain name we call it. Sure we all know about that. That is what you my students are trying to do as well is think up your ORIGINAL blog names because let us hope you are creative enough that you just do not have to steal things. Well what am I getting at here. I could not hardly believe my eyes a couple weeks back. I was so excited about all the pageviews on my new blog, and hoping the best for all of you my friends out there like you, that I did not even notice what happened. Let this be a lesson so you do not have to be wasting your own time with lowlife scms when you could make much better use of your time than watching your back, if you know what I mean.
       I guess I had been having a bunch of sports drinks celebrating. The next thing I know one of my boys is cleaning his rifle, he says, "Pop Max (on account of what that is they call me) I just put the wrong address in the computer, but do you know what happened?  I see some slimeballs have taken my Luxury Bargain name and put it on their own web site. They are trying to sell it for more than one thousand dollars because they are too stupid to think up their own name and they think that no one will notice that I have already been using it to teach about one thousand people on my own.
       Now I know I have heard my friends say "You dummy that is a good name you should have bought it for a couple bucks from Go-Daddy. And I said "I do not have to because that is my ORIGINAL idea fair and square so when I put it out there everyone could see plain as day I thought of it first. Now that is what we call a copyright. What these greasers they are doing we call that thievin' because obviously they too stupid to think up their own good name. I do not need me any custom domain when I have a copyright because a copyright been around a lot longer with fair notice and in fair active use than some domain name.
       And the really good news is that my intellectual property so obviously was out there first that they are going to get to pay my legal fees. So you want to you please go out there and pay one or two thousand bucks for something that somebody just stole. So now guess what they can even pay for my lawyer, too, because, they had BAD INTENTIONS and they also had  PLENTY OF NOTICE. You cannot steal a copyright, like those people tried to squat on web addresses like Coca-Cola and such at first. Judge told them that was not going to work out so well either. Stealing is stealing.
       Anyway LBs now I thought up a good name it looks like, and I sure had not abandoned it as I was using it to teach my class and all kinds of other things. Now I guess they got to disclose not only they stole that name, they knew that someone that would be me is going to come after their you know whats it looks like so they better DIS-CLOSE that to some sorry fool they planning to rip off and leave with a nice big fat lawsuit.   
      So I want you all to take a lesson from Max here and show us all you can make money from nothing but your brain. Someone do you wrong just wait until the time is right you let them make some good money for their sorry asses so when the time is right you just go on in there and you get that money that is rightfully yours. Now we sure going to have us some fund with this one once the rest of my family gets up and we GET INTO ACTION.
       Until then you just be sure to take the straight and honest road, you will live a long happy life, and you will not spend your years living amongst low-life thieves too stupid to make their own honest living just waiting to sell some stolen property to some folks will not be too happy with them we wager when we find out.

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Tots "Luxury Bargain" Toys Burst In Flames No Warning "Hell On Earth" Screaming Kids Drop From Sky

       Tuesday, 8 October 2013, ELIZABETH, NJ - Just down the road from here they filmed that "fracking fields" movie I still remember called "Go Frack Yourself" that was made sort-of famous here in town when everyone got sick and had to go in the hospital. I remember you could take a drink of the water the people from the State said was safe to drink. If you burped and held up a lighter those flames would shoot out of your mouth like you were a dragon or something.
       It was kind of a sad time on account of a lot of the older folks never came out again at all (on two feet) from the hospital waiting room which is where they were still waiting to get a room when they mostly started dying. But people did not let things get them down because it turned out to be one of those big "double feature" weekends where they also showed a movie that was very uplifting I guess you could say. It was called "In Search of Historic Jesus". I will bet some you you older folks still remember that one.
       It was one of those weekends when every station you turned on the television you would almost certainly see advertisements for both of those movies, it was what they called "Lightening Double Feature" ad weekend people where you would see those advertisements so many times that you could not hardly help yourself but go and see that double feature. That was unless you had too many funerals to go to attend.
       In any case I can still remember that those movies both stunk, people where calling them together "Go Frack Yourself Historic Jesus". By the time people got out of there Friday night they were too tired to tell other people how much they stunk. So I guess they did alright the next night Saturday, too. And then by Sunday they were cleared out and gone.
       In any case folks you can see I have started out a little off course with this blog, but I do have to tell you that in the past week one other blog I have been working, that "Ninth Amendment" at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com broke two records for pageviews in a row, back to back, the second days almost two hundred in the first couple hours. But at the same time something occurred that did not make me Max Money very happy at all. Some knuckleheads are trying to steal the name of this blog you readers are reading now, and they tried to sell it like it was their own.
        Now you blogsters now we still have a lot to learn, but to tell you the truth I did not think that anyone yet would be envious enough of our work to even trouble trying to rip off our site names so there you go as usual what do I know. That means it is time for a little side lesson here. Now just in brief if you have not covered this already anywhere it is important I would please like you to take a few minutes and do a search of "custom" domains. You will find a range of mostly very inexpensive prices so that you own (or license since it is not forever) a name for a website that someone doe not already have tied up. There are about five to ten of these outfits that are the best known, and if you are interested instead of just starting now through Blogger, Yahoo, Wordpress, or one like those that set you up and give you a "piece" of their domain, you can get your own and even have it tied in with a little more work to on of the others.
       Just blogsters please keep in mind that if you do start on something like Blogger which is where I have had blogs for some years now that it is set up very step-by-step for you to start. I do not know if it is true, but Blogger says it has something like over TWO MILLION bloggers now many approved (which is not hard) for Adsense which is their main way of paying out money for ads on your blogs. But there are a lot of choices so I recommend that you take a little time to compare those that are already set up for bloggers just to get going. There are plenty of things to look into as well. For example Google will give California businesses a free website to start, and just do some simple searches I am sure you will find many more along with rankings from other bloggers. Finally should you wish to buy you own site for about a year one of the cheapest and most used of the five or ten I mentioned is called Go-Daddy. As usual no one is giving Max Money anything money or otherwise to say this. Good luck.
       Now back to the story of the thieves who can you believe it have taken the name of this very Blogspot site of mine and called it instead www.luxurybargain.com trying to sell it for $1,000 to $2,000. Now Max Money is no expert about these "custom domains" but I do try to put the word "copyright" with my name and year on all the blog pages and posts I do. It cannot hurt. Because as soon as I have an original idea that belongs to me the moment I put it down, even if I forget to put copyright! 
       Now this blog-name stealing outfit reminds me of a place I knew when I was younger.  This place calls itself Stolen Direct (they were in the "auto restoration" business) stole from me or my family or my friends or my friends of my friends, my Daddy Money used to say "Son, stealing is the surest form of flattery." I used to same to him "Daddy Money you know I love you. Truth is I may know nothing about flattery, but you steal copyrighted material from me that is the surest way you are going to be working for ME NOT YOU. Or you may end up getting compacted in the back of a real large Waste Management garbage truck and laid to rest being eaten alive  by crocodiles in the Everglades. I learned all about that kind of honor amongst businesspeople stuff I know from my real-life business hero Wayne Huizenga."
       Now readers you take a lesson from this place calls itself Stolen Domains up there by Boston. Offices right upstairs from the streets they used to call the "Combat Zone" so when they got tired from a day of stealing good folks copyrighted and domain names (not to mention their whole blogs) and selling stolen property to other good innocent folks for their hard-earned cash these Stolen Domains criminals (in my opinion), they could just stumble downstairs and have five or six drinks with their good "friends" at the bar before their friends went out and mugged some more tourists by Faneuil Hall and they went upstairs and looked for some more blog names to steal because they were too stupid to think them up themselves.
       JOKE! Everbody's got to make them a living even some thieving drunk scum with a brain the size of a gerbil turd. And if you want to set back a moment I got a story to tell you. And you think blogging cannot get exciting well that just is not so. . . .

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Max Money Is Back And That Is Saying Something Although I Am Not Quite Sure What At The Moment

       Sunday, 15 September 2013, ENGLEWOOD, NEW JERSEY - Well bargain hunters I took a look at that last post and maybe that was not such a good idea. It made me want to go out and get a pizza slice as soon as possible. With extras. Of course then I had to consider whether that was a luxury plus whether it was a bargain. Then on top if all that I had to consider whether I am also giving some kind of nutrition advice here. I do NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT NUTRITION.
       Okay that is a good start full disclosure that all we can expect around here is LUXURY BARGAIN advice, no nutrition, legal, medical, accounting nor any other kind of regulated professional advice. No dental advice. Now as far a luxuries go I may not be the best authority because as soon as I hear that word I yawn and think of duty-free items at the passport (huh?) and so on. But if I keep going like this I will not be setting a very good example for those who are reading this blog looking for tips or inspiration.
       Then I might as well call this "The Please Do Not Read This Blog Blog". Or who knows maybe that would make everyone read it. The fact of the matter is that neither Google Blogger nor anyone else has all the answers. If they did there would not be any questions nor competition excuse me "community" nor I do not know what all. But that is the history of the world is it not? It is the person who comes along with the new idea. . . . let me think of some real terrible example here. Okay I have one.
       Fish dogs. Go sell that one. Actually come to think of it that is not original material. I took it from myself. I co-wrote a screenplay that is for sale. Actually four and a half of them by myself or with others. In the one I am recalling here a young guy working for an advertising agency has just one night to come up with a catchy jingle for a major Japanese client's new fish dog dish by the next open of business deadline. Of course I cannot tell you how it ends, you will have to go see how it turns out after the movie is made. Then I probably will not be writing blogs. But not to worry I do not not know of anything too imminent in the works for a Max Money movie script sale.
       Just in case Martin Scorcese is reading this blog I think he would be interested to know that the screenplay which I co-authored is very much in the genre of Something Wild, which if I remember correctly was about a young man who although quite sheltered finds himself spending a night at the mercy of a wild woman at first grudgingly but then intrigued as she takes him on a cathartic journey through another world she shares with an outlandish cast of characters.
       Anyway it only seems fair and helpful to share some reported numbers on how viewership is going for this blog. So for the last day according originally to Google as of this writing published mostly undedited Max Money that is me had 53 pageviews. Next time I probably will report again on the past day. We will see how things are going.
       Although that number might rather easily be manipulated I imagine depending on when one wrote the most recent posts. I believe I saw a "gadget" available to report viewership directly on the public site for those of us really eager to humiliate ourselves. I believe that one might be better on one of the below Max Money blogs that is not so esoteric as this blog. Wait a second, what is wrong with me, what about whichever blog does the best?
       Now as for the ads I guess we just need to look around the posts and see what is being advertised. I at this time have no comment on that matter other than, yes, Max Money is grateful for the ads. I hope that they lead to nothing but fulfillment all around. I cannot say that I immediately saw the bargain/luxury angle making an exact connect with the ads when I snuck up on them in the middle of the night. Well at least they just did not all just say "Google is Great". I must give them that. Yes, I know they were probably watching me watch them while they were also showing the world my house and all my neighbors out on the streets.  In any case how am I Max Money to say.  I am not an ad guy. Me, I am a blog guy.

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Now Blog Away Where Every Day Is A New Day Even If It Is The Same Day To Blog Away

     Friday, 13 September 2013, PALMER, AK - Alright that is the Max Money way! And have we got some others on board who are already blogging away. We are learning how this works. Now what Max Money's family has to say is: "Does this mean you are buying us dinner today?" Well since this new blog we have here is all about living well by working smart I guess that means it is steak tonight! Pizza steak everybody that is right.
     HA! That is a joke. But now I am thinking of all the good meals that we can have that are a good value, too. We sincerely think of all the best we have found out there and share. For me it is like seeing a good movie that makes one feel as if one can do anything. That leaves one satisfied. Most everyone naturally feels better when they believe that they have gotten their money's worth.
     As I was saying in the first post the first new thing that I have tried to learn today is how to pick one of all these videos and get something out of it that is worthwhile. That way I could pass it on to you. The one I watched was about a young man who half-tried for quite a while to make some money blogging. However it was not until his Senior year of college that he really put his mind to it.
      He went for it all or nothing as he was the only one from his family in the United States so that when he finished college he had to be able to support himself. There would be no choice about it as when he was done with that year there would be nowhere for him to go and take a "breather" until he went out into the real world. He would just find himself there like it or not.
       So what he did was hole himself up in his college room and soak take in all the information that he could about supporting himself blogging. He studied all those different informational summaries and what they had to teach him. Both about things that people had learned worked and things that did not. He learned all kinds of things about the color and placement of ads. He found that the tips he learned were true. Things he did in certain recommended ways tended to get the predicted results. It really was possible to make accurate predictions about how readers would respond to advertisements following all the information that just seemed overwhelming at first.
       Well Max Money that is me did tell you I would let you know what I learned. In the first videos I learned that a blogger needs to find a "keyword" for something that people are seeking and then about five minor related keywords to go along with it. Readers here are welcome to follow along with me, but most readers will see that that might just be a good starting point for encouragement.
       Anyway as we bloggers are seeing today this blog is meant to be about value. I have to think of the things that I have gotten that I have felt were a good value. The more things I have found like that in life the better my standard of living is because it takes less work to make my life richer and better when I make the right choices. Simple but true.
       So now until I learn more I will have to see if that draws the kind of advertisers and readers together who believe the same thing. And then I guess it is corny, but we really can say they "click".
Man, that is corny. If I cannot do any better tomorrow. . . .

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