Showing posts with label CIA. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CIA. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

So Now Google Is Trying To Sell Us Some Gadget That Will Make Us The Number One Blog Gadget in "One Second"

       Tuesday, 15 October, 2013 - ARLINGTON NATIONAL CEMETERY - First of all the whole Max Money franchise of blogs, blogposts, daily circulation newspapers, monthly magazines, quarterly journals, annual directories and so on would like to give our annual BIG THANK YOU! to members of the Armed Services have served this country so valiantly and gone to such sacrifices to make ALL OF US go to bed each night so that each of us may feel that much safer and secure in this Great Nation of Ours. Yesterday let it not be forgotten was what once was known as "Armistice Day" come to be called "Veterans' Day" in honor of our Nation's veterans of all wars ready to make the Supreme Sacrifice for this Great Nation.
       Yesterday was not just another holiday it was Veterans' Day and if you could not take a moment of silent gratitude yesterday well maybe you could just do it today then. As my Mom sure knows it's just one more reason to smack me (gently with love) upside the head with one more reminder of what a loser I am. Well at least she says, "We anyhow know you are not one of those cybercriminals living off my Walmart card and my good name, thank Goodness you did not get the brains to even think you could do that. And she is right, man, I would rather spend a little too much time around the house or going out to get one or another computer fixed again, least I know I am not looking at some SERIOUS TIME for doing one of those cybercrimes.
      And the thing is people get so mad you try to take their name or stuff out of their computer they tell their Congressperson "we want some more laws" even if they do not know what they are doing and just plan and talk to each other about it, we do not want to see them out on the streets again for a long time. Speaking of people cyberstealing we all no doubts heard the latest now NSA stealing Google's pictures of our families' private birthday parties right "on the fly out of the  sky". Guess they were to embarrassed to just  ask the CIA to get them for them since CIA owns Google now pretty much anyhow.
     And just as a lesson I have added the kind of latest Google "gadget" you do NOT have to stoop so low to put on your blog like the one of course I just did on this one. The "gadget" catalog says just stick it in your blog "Gadget" space and in ONE SECOND you will have the top=rated blog. Now come on folks you are going to give us a bad name like dentists had when they still worked out of the carnival. Brother!

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Friday, September 13, 2013

The Max Money Way To Live Better While Working Less - Work Smart Spend Smart Wtih Ads That Make Sense!

       Friday, 13 September 2013, RABBIT, ALASKA - Have you ever woken up and thought that once upon a time you just naturally knew how to do the right things. Then they taught you how to do everything all wrong? By accident. They did not really mean to make that happen. It just gradually happened. Until one day you realized that bit by bit you had been taught to do things all wrong so that it took about ten times as long to get about ten times less done all wrong than when you felt as if you were doing nothing at all yet it went perfectly.
       Well now that I have been trying to learn things so hard to teach what I already did not know that I cannot even remember my password. Like the General who was made head of the C.I.A. because President Obama had to do something after that General said things that were insubordinate about him to Rolling Stone magazine. You could see right away it was one of those Catch-22 situations where the President who is the Commander-In-Chief had to do something about the matter right out on the tarmac.
       Either fire him which kind of makes it look like the President is not really in charge after all if he is President and that is all he can do. Or show that you a bigger Commander-In-Chief than that and promote him or whatever being made head of the C.I.A. is after he was a General. I think it shows what the President thinks it means.
       Anyway after that there was no choice left because once he was head of the C.I.A. he wrote e-mails to his girlfriend using a password that they did not even have to call in the N.S.A. to decrypt. They just guessed it.
       So with that in mind we Moneys have been eyeing all the Blogger teaching materials and wishing there was a table of contents or something because you really cannot tell if there is just one more thing to read, and you will become the best Blogger there ever was, or you will spend the rest of your life following arrows to the next page and then a video and then forget your password and have to read about making passwords again and so on.
       At least in terms of how much of that Adsense action you get. It would appear that there are entire countries that you have never even heard of that are living off of Adsense. They make money off of VALID clicks with Google sending out checks to everybody because everything is just the right color in the right place the right size with the right keywords that people just want to click those ads. Anyway I found out that there are also several thousand videos from which to learn more tricks of the trade. Do not worry I will sum them up for you. So far I have learned that we need to find a "niche" where they are just dying to click on some very fancy keywords that no one else has. I think we will jofust put all that aside for the moment however and focus on value and living better from working less.
       Well now I just got off of the telephone with Miss Money from Outside (in Alaska "Outside" is where we call everyplace else except Alaska). She just spent all day getting a free replacement phone under warranty for $20 after spending six hours on "hold" then going into the store so she did not have to wait two months which is a long time to wait with a broken phone that is guaranteed but makes "beeps" and cuts you off for no reason. She told me I taught her everything she knows about negotiating. It is the Money way.
       Now it is time to get this new blog rolling. Add another passive income stream to the rivers of dollars to the bays of big money the seas of silver the gulfs of gold the sky with diamonds over the planet of platinum. And trees.

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